How beautiful it is to use rude phrases. What a beautiful way to insult someone. Clever curse words

Now you can beautifully, and most importantly subtly, poke at your opponent in an argument using one of these expressions.
Only aristocrats and people with a fair sense of humor and imagination can insult so beautifully.
So,

How to insult your interlocutor beautifully.

1. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
2. As an outsider, what do you think about the human race?


3. I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
4. At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
5. The brain isn't everything. But in your case it’s nothing!
6. Be careful not to let your brain get into your head!
7. I like you. They say I have disgusting taste, but I love you.
8. Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?
9. If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
10. Don't be upset. Many people have no talent either!
11. No offense, but is it your job to spread ignorance?
12. Keep talking, someday you will manage to say something smart!
13. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
14. I don't think so, maybe you have a brain sprain!
15. Fellows like you do not grow on trees, they fluctuate there.
16. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him; he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
17. His mind is like a steel trap that always slams shut when trying to find an answer!
18. You are a man of the earth, it’s bad that it’s not the best part of it.
19. He thought - this is something new.
20. When it finally gets dark, you'll definitely look better!
21. Yes, you are just a wonderful comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
22. In the book "Who's Who" you should be searched as What's This?
23. You are living proof that a person can live without a brain!
24. It is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know about it.
25. Yes, you are just a template for an idiot to build.
26. Why are you here? I thought the zoo closed for the night!
27. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
28. Don’t try to find anything in your head, it’s empty.
29. I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
30. Hello! I am human! What do you?
31. I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
32. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
33. I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you didn't exist, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
34. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
35. I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you a lot!
36. I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
37. I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
38. I know you were born stupid, but why are you relapsing?
39. I know that you are self-made. It's good that you admit your guilt!
40. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
41. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
42. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical for you.

From this useful article you will learn about how to humiliate a person with clever words , without using your fists.
It's a sin to offend good man, remember this.
For any humiliation of the innocent you will have to pay with punishment from above.
But there are often cases when you are smeared against the wall, uttering obscene phrases.
Of course, you can answer the offender in kind or hit him in the teeth with all your might.
But this is not exactly a gentle method, my friends.

It is much more difficult to humiliate a person not by putting him down, but by choosing phrases such that they destroy him in a moral sense.
This is what we will do.

Phrases that humiliate a person for insulting his dignity

If your dignity is questioned, it doesn’t matter who You are a man or a woman, try to answer with these phraseological units:

1). Only a moral impotent or a creature degraded by life can insult a woman.
2). You are throwing insults now because you are stubbornly hiding your own inadequacy.
3). My dignity is not at its best, but it is not at its lowest either. And you reveal yourself to be a weak and morally poor person.
4). Your insults sound like a helpless attempt to prove your superiority.

With these phrases you humiliate a person carefully and delicately. By intelligently omitting it, you yourself do not become like an evil offender.

Phrases that morally kill a person for humiliation

I want to warn you right away that they should be used with great caution. The whole point is that you are endowed with the ability to program a person to Negative consequences. His payment for the offense caused to you will be an unfortunate event that will occur in close connection with the verbal “prophecy”.
Not entirely clear?
Now you will understand everything.

Examples of phrases that kill morally and fatally program the offender for “eternal memory”:

5). I won't answer you anything. But then you will understand that you have acquired all the misfortunes from that day.
6). The line to see the oncologist is very long, and you will end up at the end. (Say these words only in case of severe humiliation.)
7). You have to pay for everything in this life. Don’t forget this day, so that later you don’t think about why God punished you.
8). From this moment on, misfortune will begin in your life. I'm not scaring, but I know about it.

With a little imagination, you can add a lot to the proposed list.
Just don’t go too far and don’t program a good person into bad fatalism.
It is quite possible that you have been humiliated by a rather suspicious and weak person who will begin to fade away after everything that has been said.

Now you know about how to morally humiliate a person with clever phrases.
And don’t forget that you will have to pay for your word just as you will pay for a bad deed.

The material was prepared by me, Edwin Vostryakovsky.

Let's learn how to be rude beautifully or how to politely put people in their place!

For every force there is another force. When a person is full of anger and resentment, it is not always possible to remain silent in response to his foul language. Sometimes you want to answer :) How can you answer without losing your temper and without stooping to the level of your interlocutor?

1. To talk with you on the same level, I need to lie down!..

2. I don’t know what you eat for breakfast, but it really works! Intelligence tends to zero!

3. Just don’t take the headphones out of your ears. God forbid you chill your brain from the inside with a draft.

4. Should I see a psychologist? No, of course, thank you very much for your good advice, but you shouldn’t compare everyone to yourself.

5. You will open your mouth at the dentist.

6. To shock me, you will have to say something smart.

7. One more beep from your platform and your teeth will move.

8. So that you celebrate your wedding at McDonald's.

9. If I had the pleasure of communicating with bitches, I would have had a dog long ago.

10. Mind like a shell.

11. Looking at you, I begin to understand that nothing human is alien to God. He has a great sense of humor.

12. Talk, talk... I always yawn when I'm interested!

13. You would decorate the world with your absence, before I took sin on my soul!

14. From positive qualities You only have the Rh factor.

15. I live opposite the cemetery. If you show off, you will live opposite me.

16. Is it you that everyone loves? Oh, well, yes, love is evil...

17. So that you could cover yourself with a teaspoon in the bathhouse!

18. -Girl, are you bored? -Not by that much…

19. Your right to own opinion does not oblige me to listen to nonsense.

20. -You can’t put “thank you” in your pocket.
- you will carry it in your hands!!!

21. Hey, you little rose! The tulip is out of here, otherwise you’ll turn gray like a dahlia!

22. I came to you with greetings, with an iron and a gun

24. It is better to be silent intelligently than to speak stupidly

25. Is this a bunch of words, or do I need to think about it?

26. Sorry for not living up to your stereotypes.

27. In some heads thoughts come to die

28. Him: Shall we go to you or shall we go to me?
She: At the same time. You - to yourself, and I - to myself.

29. Has the verbal oil well dried up?

30. Madhouse on the road, psychos in nature!

31. What are you watching? Are you in a museum or what? I'll arrange it for you now cultural event in two acts without intermission! If I give you a slap, your head will fly off

32. What do you think, that if you yell at me louder, I will listen more quietly?

33. Now you can take your glasses home from me. In different pockets.

34. Your style of speech reminds me of the market talk of the distant nineties at the end of the last century.

35. And don't laugh! Laughing for no reason is a sign that a person is either an idiot or a pretty girl. If you want to convince me of the second, shave first.

How to respond in specific situations. Examples!

Agree with offensive you person. Classic:

- Yes, you are a complete fool and an idiot!
- Yes. I have a certificate too! Do you think it’s very smart to prove something to a fool?

- You're just a fool!
- Agree! This is because you constantly have to talk to fools.

– I’m not satisfied with your answers!
– What questions, such answers!

– Yes, I’m smarter than all of you combined!
- Certainly! After all, you are crazy. I wish I had a watchman for this shed...

2. Take a statement directed at you to the point of absurdity:

- Hey, slow down!
– I can’t, there must be only one brake. (It’s impossible, our pair already has one brake!)

- What are you doing?
- I'm doing it in my pants.

– Why are you scamming me now?
– And now who do you consider yourself to be, a bee or a rabbit?

3. Turn over negative statement to positive:

- You are a horse!
– If it weren’t for the suckers, where would you be now?

- There are only idiots around!
– Is it unusual for you to feel smart?

- What kind of phone is being grabbed when I’m talking to you?!
– I also prefer to talk to smart people!

4. Press the person “too weakly.” After all, no one likes to feel like a weakling:

– You’re dancing somehow crappy..
– I’m not dancing, I’m just moving my legs so you don’t crush me... (And you know how great I am at cross-stitching!)

-What are you babbling about?
- It’s strange, but others like my speech... Don’t you have a sense of beauty, or have hearing problems?

– Are you pretending to be smart?
– Do you have problems communicating with smart people?

5. What do you want?

- Well, why are you quiet?
– Did you already want to get to the surgeon’s table by this time?

- Well, who is brave here?
“You talk to me like that, as if your subscription to the emergency room is disappearing.”

- You are a simple housewife!
– Would you like me to be a currency prostitute?

We need to fight rudeness! If, when you are rude, you want to cry, then the interlocutor has achieved his goal. I have asserted myself at your expense and been strengthened by a considerable share of your energy! Do not encourage this behavior under any circumstances!

Each of us sometimes has to deal with human rudeness and listen to offensive words and expressions addressed to us. Some people have a tense atmosphere at home, while others are very unlucky at work, where a scandalous atmosphere prevails, ready at any moment to explode in a stream of abuse and insults. So how to respond to rudeness and rudeness?

Why do you need to respond to rudeness and not remain silent?

Psychologists have found that every aggressive act from the outside generates a normal person auto-aggression, which over time results in a depressed mood, decreased performance, low self-esteem, etc. This reaction of the body does not bring anything good with it, and, therefore, you need to learn how to effectively protect yourself from manifestations of foreign aggression and the correct reaction to it.

Reasons for rude behavior

One of the most common reasons rude attacks on a person is that he is underdeveloped. Such people are much more likely to become victims of rudeness than strong and self-confident individuals. Boors and rude people have a fairly well-developed instinct and will never get involved with someone who can give them a worthy answer.

If in front of them is a person from a different category, then why not amuse yourself and say something rude to him. Most often, the following types of people are among the offended:

• highly cultured and brought up in old traditions;
• having low self-esteem;
• trying to avoid conflict situations;
• with a high sense of guilt;
• fearful of hurting and offending other people.

In this situation, the reaction to rudeness may be different, but first you should work on your own so as not to be a constant victim of poorly behaved citizens. Finding inner strength will forever get rid of third-party aggression, because strong man cannot be subject to attack.

The problem of annoying interlocutors is extremely common. This could be an annoying fan, just a familiar person, an unloved colleague or a “sworn” friend. Many people try to engage in a verbal duel, responding to unpleasant words with abuse or even swearing. Perhaps this is exactly the reaction the instigator was seeking.

It would be much wiser and more promising to stop playing with words and try to emerge victorious from such a situation. How to beautifully “send” a person away without using abuse or “obscene” constructions? First of all, calm down and follow our recommendations.

Psychological science is skeptical about a person’s desire to rise by insulting other people, even if they bore him. It is extremely difficult to offend, insult or humiliate a self-sufficient person.

The situation is that a wise man will not be offended by truthful words, but will simply not pay attention to obvious lies.

It is not for nothing that the word “send” is put in quotation marks, since we will not use any insults, much less a three-story obscenity (even as an example). Humiliation, resentment and anger are the lot of a failed person, in emotional background which is dominated negative feelings, and disharmony reigns in the soul.

Our task is to respond culturally, using psychological techniques.

Every day we come across dozens, or even hundreds of bright individuals, so conflict situations happen quite often. How to politely and reasonably “send” a person? Experts suggest using psychological sambo - a kind of counterattack that uses the strength (psychic energy) of the enemy.

And once again - no person is capable of offending, humiliating or insulting an interlocutor if he treats himself with due respect.

They take offense at the truth (or half-truths), subconsciously trying on unpleasant words or insults. That is, we ourselves belittle self-respect, reacting emotionally to unpleasant words.

Sometimes, when listening to an unpleasant or simply uninteresting speech from someone sitting opposite you, the only question that worries you is how to “send” a person away in a cultural manner?

I want to resolve such a not very pleasant situation carefully, without humiliation, insults and obscenities. We offer several simple techniques.

1. Try changing the unpleasant topic by asking leading questions that relate to a completely different object or person. If the interlocutor tries to return to the stated topic of conversation, ask questions in a sharper tone. However, it is better to refuse aggression.
2. Laughter is an amazing “weapon” that can turn a situation in your favor. Use the full range of humor (sarcasm, banter) to reduce an unpleasant topic to a joke. In this way, you can end a boring conversation and slide off the “favorite hobby” of your interlocutor.
3. Try to constantly give the same unemotional reaction - “aha”, “really”, etc. You can just remain silent. Not finding an interesting and grateful listener in you, the annoying interlocutor will most likely go looking for a new “victim”.

In addition, before you think about how to send away an annoying person, you need to understand that not all aggressors should be responded to in the same way. So, if rudeness comes from a boss or work colleague, it is better not to provoke a conflict at all, but to try to stop it as soon as possible. Arguing with your boss is generally not a good idea.

How to be rude beautifully? Psychological Sambo technique

Yes, The best way“send” a person - ignore him. But what to do if the unpleasant interlocutor does not lag behind, but only gets angry? In this case, the so-called psychological self-defense, or sambo, will help, which will not only protect a person from the consequences of an emotional attack (confusion, bewilderment, confusion), but will also allow you to be beautifully rude (in our understanding, to fight back the offender).

If you don’t know how to competently send an unpleasant person away without swearing, then a psychological counterattack will buy you time to gain self-control, “restore” causticity and the ability to make caustic responses.

So, psychological self-defense requires:

• use of clear speech structures;
• communication using the correct intonation - for example, you need to communicate calmly, even coldly, thoughtfully or with a hint of slight sadness;
• thoroughness in conversation, achieved through:
  • pausing before responding;
  • slowness in answers;
  • turning not towards the offender, but in the other direction.

When thinking about how to politely send a guy or just an acquaintance away without using insults, the easiest way is to turn to psychological self-defense. Let's take a closer look at his most popular techniques.

Endless refinement

The use of such a technique involves posing a question - which means that the opponent will have to think, transform the emotional charge into a rational, rational one. In addition, you will gain a little time that the interlocutor will spend thinking about the answer.

– This dress doesn’t suit you at all?

– What exactly do you not like about this dress? Which one would you recommend?

Remember that before responding you need to pause and speak calmly, even a little distantly. It is likely that you won’t even have to be rude.

External agreement

This method of psychological counterattack involves agreeing with the opponent’s statement. You show that you paid attention to his words, agreed with the criticism, but in fact you simply disarmed your interlocutor. After all, he was counting on you to start being rude or lose your temper.

Examples:

– You look absolutely terrible in these pants!

– Most likely, you are absolutely right.

– You are too self-confident!

- Yes, you're right, I'm self-confident.

– You shouldn’t be late!

- Yes, I'll work on it.

External agreement does not at all imply that you have changed your own position. However, after such an “agreement,” the aggressor usually retreats and even changes his attitude towards you. And you no longer need to figure out how to send an unpleasant person away without swearing or swearing.

Broken record

This technique is based on an interesting technique - you repeat the same verbal structure in response to rudeness or simply an annoying request. It is extremely important to come up with the right phrase so that it can be repeated over and over again without disrupting the flow of the conversation.

“Only you can help me complete this report!”

– But no one wants to help me!

- Sorry, I'm extremely busy today.

- And what should I do now? I was counting on you!

- Sorry, I'm extremely busy today.

When using this technique of psychological sambo, you should not be distracted by other topics. In addition, you need to communicate with a person in the same calm, sad tone. Irritation or sarcasm is not acceptable.

English professor

This technique is based on your unwillingness to do the act or actions that the manipulator requires of you, because it (supposedly) contradicts your beliefs.

Thus, you pull the rug out from under the offender, because you react completely differently than he expected from you.

-Why do you always go to black clothes?

– You see, this is my peculiarity, my highlight.

-You are so strange...

“I’ve just come to terms with my oddities, and besides, they allow me to stand out from the crowd.”

Always remember that rudeness and insults are almost inevitable. Acquaintances or even strangers often prefer to throw out their negativity on others, so you should be prepared for any development of events.

Don’t forget that you can come out of almost every unpleasant situation with your head held high, and you can repel the aggressor through humor, calmness, or psychological self-defense.

Hello, I am Nadezhda Plotnikova. Having successfully completed her studies at SUSU as a specialized psychologist, she devoted several years to working with children with developmental problems and consulting parents on issues of raising children. I use the experience gained, among other things, in creating articles of a psychological nature. Of course, I in no way claim to be the ultimate truth, but I hope that my articles will help dear readers deal with any difficulties.