Small comic scenes to congratulate the hero of the day. Sketch for an Anniversary or Birthday “Marya the Mistress”

Birthday is the most important, dear, and it is your holiday, when all attention is focused only on you, when you receive many gifts and congratulations. Sometimes you want this day to last forever, or at least to be remembered for a long time. And in order to make this day unforgettable, you can act out funny scenes with meaning for the birthday boy, which will certainly remain in his memory for a long time. Such congratulations are suitable for any age; it will always be interesting and pleasant for the hero of the occasion.

Original skits for any birthday person

In order for your congratulation to be remembered by the birthday boy, in order to move away from the standard presentation of a gift and a couple of parting words, it is better to prepare an interesting scene that will be more pleasant than many gifts.

Scene The Cleaning Lady.

This skit involves two people: the presenter, the person who gives the speech of congratulations to the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady, who must interfere with the speaker. Clothes must match the role, i.e. The cleaning lady is dressed in an old shabby robe, with a scarf tied on her head, and rubber gloves on her hands. She should have a bucket with water and a rag, but not just one, the second bucket will be filled with streamers and pieces of colored paper. The scene begins when the birthday boy and the congratulatory person stand opposite each other, the second one begins to make his speech. Suddenly, a cleaning lady enters the hall with a bucket of water and quite seriously begins to wash the floor, muttering under her breath about how she’s tired of everyone walking around and dirtying the floor, but she tries, cleans, and they’re watching here again, etc. The presenter and the birthday boy, of course, feel awkward and ask the cleaning lady to leave while the hall is occupied by them. She begins to be indignant, but then she still agrees. She takes her bucket, puts it behind the curtain, takes off her gloves and says that she will leave now, just pour out the water, takes the bucket out from behind the curtain, naturally not with water, but with confetti, and pours it on the birthday boy. This is very unexpected, causes a lot of emotions, and is very funny at the end, when the hero of the occasion and the guests understand that this is a scene specially performed for him. After this, the presenter gives his gift.

This type of congratulations is very original and interesting., and perhaps other guests will also want to show themselves somehow and act out another comic congratulation, thereby setting the rhythm of the entire celebration. But the scenes do not have to be unexpected; they can involve the direct participation of the birthday boy.

Scene Focus

This scene involves 4 characters in the person of an illusionist, his assistant, a rabbit and a bird. Costumes can be made as simple as possible: ears and a tail for the rabbit, wings for the bird, a cloak for the magician himself, and something shiny for the assistant. The props you need are a table, a box and a saw. The skit begins with the words of the presenter, which is specifically to congratulate the birthday boy, a foreign illusionist arrived to us with his assistant. They go out and put the box on the table.

Assistant:- Hello, dear guests, I would like to introduce you to the most popular illusionist Mr. Magus, who will show you his best trick.

He bows and smiles at the guests.

Assistant:- Mr. Magus speaks and understands Russian very poorly, so I will comment on everything that happens here. We have come to you to show you the one and only performance.

He takes the birthday boy’s watch and puts it in a box. The illusionist begins to cast a big spell, waves his hands, but nothing happens, he repeats everything, but again fails.

Assistant:- Sorry, a little trouble, everything will be fine now, Mr. Magus is just worried. Were the watches expensive? It’s a pity for them, I guess, right?

The illusionist continues his actions, but in vain.

Assistant (with a wide smile): - A little more, maybe the birthday boy wants to help us?

The birthday boy is invited and asked to try casting a spell. He says a rabbit runs into the hall and starts doing strange dances, and when finished, runs away.

Assistant:- Wow, you are talented, this is the most difficult trick that even Mr. Magus does not always succeed, maybe you can do something else?

The birthday boy says the spell again, plays music, a bird flies in, circles around the hall and flies away.

Assistant:- Loud applause to our most talented hero of the occasion, and now, dear friend, take a seat, and Mr. Magus will try to save your watch.

The magician performs a spell and finally takes out a large wall clock from the box - a gift for the birthday boy, and, of course, returns the item he took.

Assistant:- Happy birthday! We wish you more pleasant surprises!

Presenter (takes out the saw):- And now, dear friends, a dangerous trick awaits you - sawing the assistant in half.

The assistant runs out of the hall screaming, Mr. Magus behind her.

This scene will perfectly lift the spirits of both the birthday boy and the guests.

In addition to general scenes, there are also those specifically aimed at certain people: men, women, children, grandmothers, mothers.

Scenes for a specific person

Of course, congratulating a man is different from congratulating a woman, and in the skits this is especially taken into account.

Congratulations for a man “Technical inspection”

This is a great idea to congratulate a man. To participate in the scene you will need an angry and strict traffic inspector and his assistant. The hero of the occasion stands in the center, and they begin to examine him from head to toe, commenting on everything.

Traffic inspector:- Good day! Inspector Kopeikin. Can I have your documents?

The birthday boy gives a piece of paper, the inspector begins the technical inspection.

Inspector:- So, model (passport data), (year of birth), year of manufacture, mileage (age).

Assistant (touches pulse):— the engine is in full readiness, there is no malfunction, it’s probably a matter of high-quality fuel.

Inspector (looks into eyes):— the headlights work, the high beam is normal.

Assistant (feels muscles):— the load capacity is normal, even exceeds the norm.

Inspector (examines the lower back):— The exhaust works, hydrogen sulfide is normal.

Assistant (looks at feet):— the brakes are not dangerous, they are activated in a timely manner.

Inspector:- Everything is fine, congratulations, good luck!

After the examination there is a toast to the health of the birthday boy.

It will be especially interesting if the role of the inspector is played by a person who actually works in this field.

For women, you can also play an interesting scene that will please everyone and cheer up the birthday girl.

Sketch for a woman “Striptease”

To participate in this scene you will need a man without complexes. He puts on a lot of clothes in advance, including several shorts, T-shirts, and socks. The song must be appropriate for striptease. The woman is given this gift, she is, of course, shocked, because striptease is such an intimate gift. The man starts dancing. When the outer clothing is removed, the fun begins: the dancer reaches his panties and begins to slowly pull them off, the birthday girl is waiting for a surprise, but there are also panties, etc. When there are only panties left, the stripper stops, and his body is covered with congratulations and wishes.

Congratulations in skits can be presented to anyone, and it will be especially interesting for children who love different games and are ready to participate in them with pleasure.

Catch the Joy

For children, any pleasant little thing is great happiness, and this is what the sketch is dedicated to. The presenter prepared in advance one hundred pieces of paper, where the children's joys of life that a child can dream about are written.

Leading:— Small and pleasant joys happen in our lives. We dream a lot, but, unfortunately, not everything comes true. Now you have to decide your own destiny. We wish you a hundred little joys, and how many you can catch is up to you.

All the pieces of paper are poured out of the bag onto the child from above. His task is to capture as many joys as possible. After this, the child reads out what he finally got his hands on. On pieces of paper you can write any little things that children dream about, for example:

• Tomorrow they will buy you a gift
• You'll get an A soon
• Mom will buy you chocolate
• You will meet a new friend
• Etc.

Mom will be very pleased with congratulations from the children in the form of a skit, she will rejoice at their creative abilities, and most importantly, she will be happy that the children paid so much attention to her.

A scene for mom

2 people participate, they will play the roles of mother and son. Mom tries to wake up her son in the morning, but she can’t.

Mother:- Son, wake up, you don’t want to be late for school.

Son:“I won’t, I don’t want to get up, Sidorov will pester me again.”

Mother:- Well, dear, that’s not how things are done, you won’t make it in time for the start of the lesson.

Son:- No, Samoilov will throw a rag at me again.

Mother:- Son, get up, it’s already a lot of time, stop being capricious.

Son:“I won’t go anywhere, I won’t go to school, in case Petrov throws a stone at me again.”

Mother:- My dear son, you must go to school, because you are the director.

This phrase is followed by congratulations from the children:

- Our dear mother, we wish you strength for your not always obedient and capricious children, patience in raising, and health, so that you can always wake up your child on time, no matter how old he is. We will always need you. Happy birthday!

Any grandmother is also a mother, she will also be glad if her grandchildren congratulate her in some special, original way, gifts are not important to her, the main thing for her is attention.

A scene for grandma

This scene requires 2 participants: grandmother and granddaughter Masha. The grandmother sits and knits socks, and her granddaughter torments her with questions.

Granddaughter:- Grandma, why does a person have 2 eyes and not one?

Grandmother:— Mashenka, 2 eyes are needed so that you can see more, learn more.

Granddaughter:- Grandma, why does a person need 2 ears?

Grandmother:“And this, granddaughter, is so that you can hear more, so that you can distinguish more sounds.”

Granddaughter:- Why does a person have 2 legs and 2 arms?

Grandmother:- Well, it’s quite simple, so that you can do more things in life and go around more roads.

Granddaughter:- Why then do we only have one nose and one tongue?

Grandmother:- Yes, so that you talk less and don’t poke your nose anywhere.

- Dear grandmother, we congratulate you on your birthday, we wish you patience with your beloved grandchildren, and a long life to always be with us.

Congratulations in the form of a scene will please anyone, because the main thing is not the gift, but attention, which is sometimes so lacking.

Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for a loved one’s birthday, it is important to secretly come up with an entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday person and the guests.

For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.

At the table

Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”

At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.

One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!

Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.

(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).

Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.

Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?

(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).

Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!

(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).

Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”

Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”

Together:

The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.

1 friend

We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!

2 friend

So that you can be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.

1 friend

We want to give you peace of mind,
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!

2 friend

The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.

Together

There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.

There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.

We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!

(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).

Scene No. 3 “Compliments”

For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.

1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).

2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.

3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.

Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”

The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift must be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.

1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).

2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).

3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).

4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).

Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”

Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).

Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”

For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.

Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, here everything is serious... you have a rare disease on your hands: “work in the throat is never a horror”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I prescribe you the best medicines (gives a good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).

Movable

Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”

Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).

Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your country, and on behalf of all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!

(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).

Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?

(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)

Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).

Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!

Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).

Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).

Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).

Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is a worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).

Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).

Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”

Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.

First woman

To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).

Second woman

Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.

Third woman

Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.

Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”

Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.

Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!

Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!

Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).

Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!

Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!

Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).

Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)

Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”

Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “Prestigious work”, school bag, audio recordings: “My only”, “Oh, this wedding”.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.

Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, he was given a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured into it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday boy in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)

Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).

Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Ah, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.

Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).

All characters speak in chorus or in turn: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).

And may on this birthday,

All paths will open,

After all, more worthy than a person

There's no way we'll find it!

Funny birthday greetings

Today is the best holiday!

The best day in the world!

We hasten to congratulate you,

And, of course, we are not lazy)

And waking up early in the morning,

Let's collect a bouquet of flowers.

We'll write congratulations,

Wishing you happy years,

Health, joy, fun...

Everything you could want.

So that you, reading congratulations,

I started jumping for joy!

COOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONGRATULATIONS-SCENE

During congratulations, the birthday person is asked to take some kind of funny “congratulatory pose”, in which he accepts friendly congratulations

(Introduction)

Let's hit the poems with rhyme

In honor of the birthday,

Let them sound both here and there

Congratulations to you!

Don't hold back your smile

And take the right pose,

Today is a congratulatory

The pose is hilarious!

(Pause: the birthday boy takes a congratulatory pose. Next - in a different rhythm.)

Let's tell the essence of the wishes,

Forgetting about the rush of days,

Look to the root, but don't forget,

That the giraffe knows better.

Don't run aground on the way

You're still a year older,

Move forward quickly!

Now you take it

The look is normal. (The birthday boy comes out of the congratulatory pose.)

Have a blast, light it up

Postponing the pose for a year!

Cool poetic congratulation

Do you want congratulations?

Open your ears!

It's your birthday!

Let's pull! Count!

To go out to glory

It's your holiday now

Let the neighbors hear

Shouts from us.

Noise a little

We will exceed the background

Let them not judge harshly

The glasses are clinking.

If it comes

A guard of order is coming to us,

Our circle will become wider,

The guard will be in a frenzy!

So it's no use

Congratulations to a friend from friends

Happy Birthday SMS

Alien: I am G-buk, I fell to you from Mars, and got tired of the road, I specially brought you to congratulate the birthday girl. I brought you Martian chocolate as a gift, it’s with salted mushrooms, take a bite and tell me - it’s garbage?!

Doctor: I’m here without chocolate, I’ll give you an enema as a gift, no thanks required, it’ll come in handy - it’s for you!

Putin: Congratulations, madam, let me shake your hand, and my gift is here! Bring it in, gentlemen! (bring in some large gift, maybe a bunch of balloons)

Cleaning lady: I ​​heard - they pour it and congratulate someone, I quietly looked in on you once. If you don’t refuse, you’ll pour it, I’ll scream songs for you, so who are we going to loudly congratulate today?

All together: Our Katya (insert name) is gold, that’s who we congratulate,

And we’ll leave this song for Katya as a gift:

Everyone sings a remade birthday song together.

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Scenario for a woman's birthday. competitions, games.

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Continuation of the description of the woman’s birthday scenario:

(Takes out a rosy apple and says.) - I couldn’t give it to me.

to the millennium! Well, it’s okay, I’ll join you in the end

I'm chewing! After all, if you put this apple on the table, then all the wines

turn into the elixir of youth! So, let's pour everything

Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather!

Everyone is now seventeen years old!

(Takes off his nose with glasses and a scarf.) - Well, here I am rejuvenated

thanks to your birthday girl! Now it's time for me to go! (Sings

motive of the song “Farewell to Love”.)

Half an hour before the flight, half an hour before the flight!

I'm already at the runway!

I'm hurrying to the Sabbath on this starry evening

And I will arrive exactly like clockwork!

It was so wonderful here at the anniversary -

You call it whatever you want!

Or Birthday, or Valentine's Day,

Or an evening of happiness and love!

Baba Yaga flies away on a broom, followed by a musical

THE QUEEN CALLED......(FROG)

I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!

HAVE FUN, KATECHKA!......(MALVINA)

LET YOUR FIGURE BE SLIM!

HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH!.....(SNOW GIRL)

I WISH YOU TO SING WITH GUITAR MORE OFTEN!

GOOD COMPANY TO YOU!......(ROTARU)

I WISH NOT TO MEET UNPLANNED LOVE!

HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM.....(BULANOVA)

LIVE, TANYUSHA, HAVE FUN AND COOL!

DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD!............(QUEEN)

I WISH LOTS OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,

LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH!.........(PLAY)

LET THERE ALWAYS BE MONEY TO THE FUCK!

AND CHICKEN LEGS!............ (BABA YAGA)

YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!

I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!.....(Pinocchio)

LET THE WHITE FLUFF FALL TO THE GROUND,

AND YOU BLOW LIKE A ROSE!.... (WINNIE THE POOH)

BE IN THE FIELD AND FOREST MORE OFTEN!

GOOD HEALTH TO YOU!......(ALSU)

NEVER ALLOW DEPRESSION!

BIG HELLO FROM MOM!......(ORBAKAITE)

DON'T GET INTO EMERGENCIES OR SHOOTINGS!

WE WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP.......(ARROWS)

Telegrams with the names of the guests are also inserted here,

written in a similar poetic form.

The one who first gave the correct answer is awarded a fish

ki. For the largest number of chips, a gift is awarded.

Lottery mystery

The essence of the competition is for guests to guess

a gift that the presenter prepared for them. You can set

leading questions. He answers “yes” or “no”.

Gifts can be in the form of images of certain objects.

goods on paper or toy prototypes of serious gifts

kov (for example, a toy car, a drawing of a dacha, a toy

neck boat).

The gift is received by the one who guessed what gift he wished for.

Test “Draw a man”

The host asks the guests to draw a person from 12 figures:

you can use triangles, squares, circles, diamonds.

There are 12 of them in total.

At the end of the evening, you can invite guests to open

for the birthday girl a bank account, after which take out three lit-

a ditch jar where all guests can throw in any

amount of money.

Scene - congratulations on a woman’s birthday or anniversary. motive of the song reworking "chunga - changa"

Details, attributes: for this congratulation you will need any hat,

bandana, cap (baseball cap), cap.

The crown is included, just print it out, cut it out and glue it together.

Several people come out with hats tied with ribbons like gifts (but so that they can try them on for the hero of the day). As the song progresses, hats are tried on in order. At the end, the hero of the day is crowned and seated on a pre-prepared chair with a high back

(decorated like a throne).

The crown is put on, at the end glasses of alcohol are poured and a drink is drunk to the queen - the hero of the day.

The motive of the song "Chunga-changa"

Your anniversary has finally arrived

And a specific question arose before us

What gift should we buy you?

And they decided to give the hat.

chorus:

What a hat - tenderness,

A treat for the men

But it's not at all in season,

What a shame!

But let's not be sad now,

And we'll get a gift

Very nice, suitable

We need it so much...

To be useful for sports at once

We found a cap by eye

Didn't solve that difficult question

And an argument arose between us.

chorus:

Very nice cap

It will sit firmly on the top of your head,

Will only be worn rarely

What a shame!

But let's not be sad now,

And we'll get a gift

Very nice, suitable

We need it so much...

Even a cap will not go as a gift,

And only a fool wears a bandana

The swarm of offers has long dried up

Finding a gift is no small task

chorus:

We will give you the crown

And we’ll put you on a big throne

Today we praise the Queen

How nice!

The anniversary will be cool,

Let's have a drink and sit down,

A toast is needed now

Congratulations!

Enlarge the crown and download it to your computer, print and cut each of the three elements. Cut it out, secure it with tape or a stapler, cut off the excess. The crown is ready.

And as good as spring days!

Participant with a red ball in his hand:

We'll be the first to give you a red ball

It burns brightly in color, like a flashlight.

May he bring victory, success

Participant with blue balloon

Here's a blue ball on a string

He will bring peace of mind

The bottomless sky is clear distance

Even sadness makes it fresh!

Participant with white ball:

A little white ball is a sign of purity

Faith, hope and bright love

I wish that envy was only light

May your deeds be pure!

We didn't bring the black ball

Not because he wasn't found

Just from close and old friends

We all wish only joyful days!

Participant with a yellow ball:

Little yellow ball, it's like a dream

May it never leave you

Today he gathered his friends and girlfriends

A yellow ball is a circle of sunshine!

Participant with green ball:

Green ball - the scent of fields and forests

We also can’t forget today

The green ball will give warmth

And your soul will immediately feel light! Natalya84 mom Congratulations with balloons

We came to congratulate you

And they brought different balls with them

They're not expensive these days

But as good as spring days!

I’ll be the first to give you a red ball,

It burns bright in color, like a fire.

May it bring health and success

Let everyone share joy and laughter!

Here's a blue ball on a string

He will bring peace of mind

The bottomless blue sky is pure,

Don't you need her?

The scent of summer fields and forests

Even in winter we can’t forget

The green ball will give warmth

And your soul will become light.

The orange ball is like a dream

May it never leave you.

He will gather friends and girlfriends into the house.

The orange ball is a solar circle.

A white ball is a sign of purity

Faith, hope and pure love

Even envy would be bright

Let beauty surround you!

A yellow ball will decorate a bouquet,

But they say it is a treacherous color.

From thanks to your good deeds,

I won’t let you burst the little yellow balloon. Natalya84 mom Congratulations from the Stargazer

Host: Dear guests!

Who keeps count of all the stars?

Well, of course, an astrologer!

Only where the star will flash,

He arrives there.

(The stargazer comes out.)

Astrologer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!

Birthday girl from heaven

I pulled out a miracle of miracles.

Happy anniversary,

I give this cake to her.

There are many lights on it,

It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.

Dear birthday girl!

To the command “three-four!” - you need to smile wider.

And for “one time!” or “two” - get ready first.

How can I say “start!” - You can blow out the candles.-

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Presenter: In life, everyone has sadness, joy, worries, sometimes laziness, we will now recognize all these feelings, they will come to the hero of the day on this day. Sorrow: I am the sadness that wears away your heart,
I bring you longing and sadness,
You don't love me, of course
But people
I love GOOD ones. I remind you more and more often
That the years fly, fly, fly,
Somehow children are less common.
For some reason the grandchildren don’t want to go. I snuck into your heart like a snake,
Oh, I love good people
And today I also came to you,
To ruin this anniversary.
I’m lazy - I won’t hide it (yawns and stretches) I suggest you go to sleep,
Guests can sit by themselves,
True, they can also lie down.
Eh, why did you set the luxurious table,
It's so difficult, and I'm too lazy
It would be better to lie down and take a nap,
And now worries for the whole day.
I stop people from doing good
I don't like successes, plans, and things to do. But I rarely visit the hero of the day,
She is not lazy, but this is in vain. Joy: I came to say something completely different,
The birthday boy is a cheerful person,
But she is sad for everyone.
Her heart is filled with love
Everyone loves her so much - I won’t hide it,
The hero of the day knows it herself.
Because everyone loves her
Kindness, spiritual care,
A heart that beats so hot.
Our dear, be loved,
Enjoy this life day after day,
You are so young and so beautiful
And now, as a gift, we will sing: ORDER A SUPER CONGRATULATION:
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0Mini-scene for a woman’s anniversary - “Sadness”, “Laziness”, “Joy”.
Mini-scene for a woman’s anniversary
For a mini-scene for her anniversary, a woman will need four people. Prepare copies of texts in advance and distribute roles to guests.

Organizational aspects

Angry cleaning lady

This prank is intended for a young audience. You can include it in a cool scene for a woman’s 30th birthday. During the presenter's speech, a cleaning lady suddenly appears on stage. The cleaning lady is dressed, as expected, in a scarf and a blue robe, and in her hands is a bucket and a mop. Not paying attention to the presenter, she pulls a rag out of the bucket (water can be seen pouring), wrings it out, wraps it around a mop and busily begins to wash the stage floor.

The presenter persuades her to leave the stage, but the angry lady does not listen and continues to do her job. The presenter, trying not to pay attention to the cleaning lady, continues to lead the concert.

She moves around the stage with a mop, rearranges the bucket, then approaches the presenter and begins to wash the floor right under his feet. The presenter once again asks the cleaning lady to leave the stage, after which she shouts: “Oh, so!
Okay!”, throws out a bucket of “water” directly on the audience. The audience screams, covers themselves with their hands, and then starts laughing as confetti pours out of the bucket instead of water. The thing is that when the bucket disappears behind the scenes, someone has to replace it with the same bucket filled with confetti.

Let's do some magic?

A magical scene for a woman’s 55th birthday. The miniature is made with the participation of the birthday girl. In addition to the hero of the occasion, you will need actors playing the roles of a magician, his assistant, a dove and a rabbit.

The last two are required to look funny and a little stupid. A magician in a cloak with an assistant comes onto the stage.

The assistant takes out and places the “black box” on the table, after which she announces that the greatest magician has arrived in the city today
Khattab, who will now perform tricks. Khattab begins to conjure over the box, and then there’s a hitch: nothing happens.

The assistant says that the magician is being bothered by someone’s strong aura, and asks the hero of the day to go on stage and help the magician. The hero of the day comes out and casts a spell. A “dove” flies onto the stage - a man in a headscarf who waves his arms like mad, “flying” over the stage.

After the “dove” “flies away,” the assistant says that a mistake has occurred and asks the hero of the occasion to cast the spell again. The hero of the day fulfills the request, and a “rabbit” runs onto the stage - a man with bunny ears tied on the top of his head, he runs around the stage and yells something in a scary voice, and then runs away.

The assistant claims that the hero of the day has a very strong aura and invites her to sit down. After this, he finally begins to cast magic himself
Khattab, and takes out a gift for the birthday girl from the black box.

The gypsies have arrived

A win-win option for any anniversary. A cool number would be suitable as a scene for a woman’s 50th birthday. At the height of the holiday, when the guests have already warmed up properly, we let the gypsies into the hall.

We use hats, colored scarves, and wide skirts with elastic bands as props for gypsies. You can take a “child” doll, wrap it in scarves and rags and carry it between tables, begging for candy.

A mandatory attribute is a “bear”, that is, an actor in a bear mask and a fur suit (an old fur collar, an inside-out sheepskin coat, a vest). The bear is trained, so it is taken out on a leash. The gypsies rush in in a noisy crowd. They play tambourines, whistles and accordions.

A gypsy woman in a headscarf with a baby in her arms offers to tell fortunes and begs for a treat. A gypsy in trousers and a hat dances dashingly and invites the ladies to join him. Another gypsy with a bear on a leash walks among the guests and boasts of the successes of his
Potapych.

Potapych, that is, the bear, snatches his leash from the gypsy, begins to hug the ladies and pour drinks for the men. A choir of gypsy women sings the famous song “He came to us...”, reworking it for a female version. Everything turns out fun, easy, noisy, and rollicking.

Mysterious dancer

A funny scene for a woman's 60th birthday is cool and funny. Its essence lies in the fact that the porters carry out a veiled dancer on a stretcher, who begins to perform a dance for the birthday girl.

While performing the dance, the artist removes cover after cover until the guests begin to realize that it is a man in front of them. If you can find an artistic guy who is ready to perform a “belly dance” in front of ladies of Balzac’s age, then consider the holiday a success.

The degree of undressing of the dancer depends on the audience (if there are no children and the guests do not suffer from complexes, then you can arrange a small home striptease). Now about the details. We dress up the porters simply: we wrap turbans around their heads, put trousers and sleeveless trousers on them, and rent stretchers from the nearest first-aid post.

In the absence of medical ones, you can use a construction stretcher. If desired, you can also put a vizier on stage, who will congratulate the hero of the day in a magnificent oriental style and give her a gift - a dancer. We dress the vizier in curtain brocade and a tall hat a la
Ibrahim Pasha (can be made from cardboard).

Little Red Riding Hood

For an older woman, you can prepare a scene with the participation of children or grandchildren. An age comes when all entertainment fades into the background, and the best congratulations for a woman can only be said by the person closest to her.

For such a case, there are cool scenes for the anniversary of a woman turning 75 years old. If the birthday girl has a granddaughter, dress her up in a suit
Little Red Riding Hood and give me a basket of pies. Red
Little Cap goes on stage and begins to congratulate her grandmother, when suddenly she jumps out from behind the scenes
Grey
Wolf.

He growls and demands that
Red
Little Riding Hood told him where his grandmother was.
The granddaughter gets scared and offers
Pies for the wolf. Having tasted the pie,
The wolf becomes kinder and admits that he came not at all to eat the grandmother, but to congratulate her on her anniversary. At the end of the scene
Wolf and
Red
The little hat sings a song of congratulations together. Cute, a little naive, but very cute option.

Good robbers

It is recommended to perform this skit only if you live in a quiet region. At the height of the holiday, bandits wearing stockings with slits for the eyes fly into the room and, waving firecrackers and toy machine guns, begin shouting threats.

They demand access to the bank vault. The bandits say they came on a tip to rob the bank. The host raises his hands and objects that this is not a bank, but a banquet. The robbers are upset and decide to at least take a hostage.

It becomes the birthday girl who is waiting for a gift. They take out a “flammable mixture,” that is, a bottle of alcohol, and give it to the birthday girl. Then the bandits perform a song. At the end, the robbers leave, finally “shooting” the guests with pistols with soap bubbles and firecrackers.

The main task of festive scenes is to unobtrusively captivate the guests of the celebration and give them a positive mood. For this purpose, funny games in the form of impromptu are used. At the same time, the host of the holiday acts as a good conductor and a kind of psychologist. He notices that the guests' mood is heading in the wrong direction and knows how to divert the audience's attention from the problem that has arisen in time.

Why are scenes needed?

Women line up with each other in a modular structure, which allows them to change the program at any time and close any pauses that may arise inadvertently. Even if the script has already been prepared, and everything in it is logical, it can be changed almost between toasts. It is unlikely that guests will notice anything, but the holiday will gain momentum.

Main congratulations

Before performing funny skits and congratulating a woman on her 55th birthday, the presenter must congratulate the hero of the occasion. His speech might be like this:

“Beloved (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion)! On this bright day, we can talk a lot about how venerable this noble age is, and about what is still ahead, and you are at the very beginning of your path. All these words, of course, are standard and commonplace. But I would like to fill my congratulations with warm words addressed to our irresistible Birthday Girl. Unforgettable, sweet, and beloved (name of the hero of the day)! Let all troubles and adversity pass you by. Let your family and friends become a source of happiness, goodness and light. You really deserve it, and no expensive L'Oreal cosmetics can replace the peaceful family happiness that remains with a person, no matter what.

I congratulated, and now our dear guests take the reins in their hands. But they will congratulate you for a reason. Each person present will write wishes on balloons. But this must be done so that no one notices. Even you should not read these bright words. All the balloons will be collected and released into the sky in the evening. So all the best wishes will come true - tested for yourself!”

Cool scenes for the anniversary of a woman 60 years old or older at this stage are still to come. In the meantime, the presenter gives each speaker a helium balloon and a felt-tip pen. All balloons are taken by the presenter and released to the ceiling. There they remain until the end of the celebration.

Achievements of the Birthday Girl

One of the first cool scenes for a woman’s anniversary can be congratulations. The host's words can serve as an alternative start to the evening. If you wish, you can change the order of congratulations, starting the evening with a toast from the hero of the day, and then continue with the above-described congratulations from the host to the birthday girl.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! We are sincerely pleased to welcome you to this significant event - the 50th Anniversary (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Now let’s all greet our wonderful, dear and irresistible birthday girl with a standing ovation!”

(Celebratory music plays, the birthday girl enters the hall).

“Our dear guests! I hope that everyone has already filled their glasses with champagne, because now, according to tradition, our Birthday Girl will be the first to raise her glass and make the first toast of this wonderful evening!”

(Toast to the hero of the day)

“Today is a very special day. After all, 50 years is not just an anniversary. This is one of the most significant events in a person’s life. The number that indicates the number of years lived is not at all the main thing. And the main thing is what our dear Birthday Girl has acquired over the years. Who among those present will tell us about her main achievements? Let's find out, dear guests, who will tell you the most information about our Birthday Girl? Who has such exclusive knowledge? Of course, prizes await you for this!”

(Guests name achievements, and the presenter gives a prize to the one who can list the most merits).

Toasts to husband and children

Before performing funny scenes for a woman’s 60th birthday, her loving spouse and children must voice their toasts. The presenter says:

“There is a person in this room who not only treats our hero of the occasion with love and respect, but also, in addition, considers her no less than the most beautiful, charming, dear and beloved. This is the closest person (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), husband (name and patronymic of the spouse).”

(Husband makes a toast).

“And now, dear guests, before you start dancing yet, we offer you an exciting and fun competition. An interesting prize awaits the winners. So, pay attention! You all know very well the name of our Birthday Girl. The winner will be the guest who can come up with the maximum number of rhymes to the name (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Sheets of paper and a pen can be obtained from me. You have 15 minutes to come up with a rhyme, so hurry up!”

(In a quarter of an hour)

“Well, it’s time to find out the name of the winner. Let's listen to the rhymes that you managed to come up with!

(Guests take turns calling rhymes, the winner is chosen who managed to come up with the largest number of rhymes).

“The winner of this competition is (name). And the prize for him is a ticket for the Birthday Girl to fulfill any wish!”

(A cool scene for a woman’s 50th birthday continues with the presenter handing over a ticket. It says:

“This ticket entitles its holder to fulfill any wish of the Birthday Girl in the amount of 1 piece. Validity period: from (celebration date). The birthday girl's signature").

Game "Princess Nesmeyana"

Another great funny scene for a woman’s anniversary. All those present should be divided into two groups. The players belonging to the first team - “Tsarevna Nesmeyana” - sit on chairs and try to take on as serious a facial expression as possible. And the task of the players of the second team is to jointly make the “non-laughers” laugh. If within a certain time it is possible to make all the “non-laughers” laugh, then the team of “mixers” will win. If not, vice versa. Participants can then switch roles. In order to unbalance their opponents and make them laugh, representatives of the second group can tell jokes, make funny faces, and demonstrate pantomime. But it is not allowed to touch the “non-smeyans”.

Congratulatory song

The holiday can include not only funny scenes. A scenario for a woman’s 60th birthday (or any other age) may include a song congratulation from her best friends.

“Our dear (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Today, so many wonderful friends have gathered here who are eager to congratulate you on this wonderful event. Each of them, of course, will congratulate you personally. But now I invite everyone present to sing a congratulatory song for our Birthday Girl!”

(The host gives the lyrics to the guests, the melody plays, everyone sings).

Congratulations from friends

No less warm congratulations will be given by the closest friends of the hero of the occasion. For this cool anniversary scene, a woman will need the participation of her close friends.

“Well, now I’ll ask the Birthday Girl’s best friends to go on stage.”

(Friends of the hero of the occasion go on stage).

“Now you ladies are one team. I will give you 20 A4 sheets. On ten of them you write the bad things from which you want to protect our dear hero of the occasion. And on others - the best that you can wish for the Birthday Girl!”

(In this part of the cool scene of congratulations on the woman’s anniversary, the friends do what was said).

“And now, right in front of our dear Birthday Girl, we will perform magic. With his help, bad things will never happen in her life! To do this, we place the sheets directly on the floor and, to the accompaniment of active music, we begin to cheerfully trample all the bad things with our feet. If the paper tears and you can’t see what’s written on it, that’s very good! So, friends, let’s move to the music as actively as possible!”

(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 or older continues with cheerful music. The presenter plays a fast melody. The goal of the girlfriends is to tear the sheets).

“I see that you did great! And now all the good wishes need to be sung to our Birthday Girl to the sounds of life-affirming music! You wish with all your heart for our dear (name) what you wrote now? And let the guests support you with thunderous applause!”

(Friends “sing” positive wishes).

“Well, (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion), you really have wonderful friends. They really are willing to go to great lengths for you - and that’s very cool! And now I propose to encourage your friends with sweet prizes - chocolates and sweets!”

Wet spectators

The prank can be held separately or included in any scene. During one of the presenter's performances, a cleaning lady suddenly appears from behind the scenes. She is wearing a blue robe, holding a wet mop and half a bucket of water. Her intentions to clean the floor are serious.

Host: “What are you doing, citizen! We’re having a celebration!”

Cleaning lady: “I have work! What is unclear?! Everyone who is not too lazy is walking around, trampling...” (grumbling, he begins to wash the floor).

The presenter, shrugging his shoulders, tries to continue the previous scene, periodically glancing sideways at the cleaning lady. She, without any embarrassment, continues to wash the rag in the bucket and polish the floor. Gradually the bucket moves around the stage and at a certain moment is hidden from the eyes of the guests behind the scenes. At this point, the bucket of water must be replaced with exactly the same bucket, but filled with confetti. As if nothing had happened, the cleaning lady with a bucket approaches the very edge of the stage and, with all her strength, suddenly “pours water” onto the audience. Frightened guests scream and try to dodge. There is an explosion of laughter as confetti falls on those present.

Scene with a bonnet

This cool scene is suitable for the anniversary of a 55-year-old woman during retirement.

Leading:

“She burst into tears when she was born into the world,

And everyone around laughed cheerfully...

But it’s true, today we gave birth to a young pensioner. We all know how capricious babies can be. They are afraid of sickness and colds. And they are not overly smart. And so that different thoughts don’t creep into our Birthday Girl’s head, we decided to give her a warm cap!”

(The cool scene of congratulations to a woman on her anniversary continues with the presenter putting a cap on the hero of the occasion).

“And also all the guests know that little children are so stupid that when they put a spoon in their mouth, they dirty themselves and everything around them. To prevent this from happening, we will give our pensioner an apron.”

(Puts an apron on the birthday girl).

“And I would also like to add that young pensioners are terribly upset with or without reason, they worry very loudly about everything and cry. So that our Birthday Girl doesn’t cry, we will give her a pacifier.”

(Puts on a pacifier on a silk ribbon).

“Well, now, dear guests, I want to invite you to raise your glasses to the birth of a new pensioner, who still has a lot of important things to do!”

Arrival of foreigners

For this cool scene for a woman’s anniversary, the presenter must choose two assistants. One will play the role of an “Italian”, the second - a translator.

"Dear guests! Dear birthday girl! Now I propose to greet our honored foreign guests with a friendly ovation. The Italian delegation arrived today.”

Italian: Tsvetutto, champanutto, congratulations to the hero of the day!

Translator: Dear hero of the day, congratulations!

I.: Siditto for free, drunkenly stupid!

P.: Dear guests, we welcome you with all our hearts!

I.: Catitto scoragio from here.

P.: We are sincerely glad to see everyone who is here.

I.: Convict hard worker, gorbo vkalovadzhi, nothing will get it.

P.: Representatives of the working class, as well as commercial organizations.

I.: Dragged on anything.

P: I arrived on a special flight.

I.: Italiano stubbornly in glazatto svetillo.

P.: From sunny Italy.

I.: Congratulations to the eminent Ekaterina (name of the hero of the occasion).

P.: To congratulate the birthday girl.

I.: There are different nonsense from Germano, French and Italian.

P.: I brought with me congratulations from German, French and Italian friends.

I.: And all sorts of junk.

P.: And also valuable gifts.

I.: Now it’s forgiven.

P.: In conclusion of my speech I would like to wish.

I.: The legs are not bolento, the nose is not chihanto, the tail is pistolo, the catfish are cusatto.

P.: Health.

I.: The garden is copanto, the house is cleaned, the products are tascanto, there is success everywhere.

P.: Youth and long life.

I.: Not motherly, respect your friends.

P.: Happiness and true friends.

I.: Let’s pour some for the hero of the day!

P.: Let's drink to our Birthday Girl!

“Vegetables”: a cool fairy tale-sketch for a woman’s anniversary

The presenter announces: “Once at (name of the birthday girl) the vegetables started an entertaining argument at the dacha.”

(Vegetables come out, they have matching hats on their heads, on which different vegetables are depicted. This cool scene for a woman’s 55th birthday consists of dialogues from each of the participants).

“I am a pot-bellied zucchini.

I rested my side.

The hostess will pass by,

He pinches me on the side:

“You are my favorite zucchini,

I adore you!

“Well, stupid. Use your brains:

What will you give to a beautiful lady?

You are of no use anywhere - neither at the dacha, nor in food.

But here I am... Full of clothes,

And imagine - all without fasteners.

I'll make an outfit like this

(name) will flaunt!”

“What are you talking about, cabbage, foolishly,

You won't cover your figure.

Maybe with your leaf

Is it a shame to cover one up?

“What are you guys arguing about?

She has only one love.

Among you I am a gentleman.

They call me horseradish.

I look so fancy

Whoever sees it will not forget.

Why are you looking awkward?

We are talking about preparations."

“I am a green cucumber.

The guy is just great!

(name) adores me

When he misses a stack.”

“You should just drink and argue.

Stop babbling stupidly!

Everyone is happy with me, the carrot.

I have a treasure trove of vitamins!”

“Mine is yours not to understand,

I'm actually a foreigner.

I easily drive ladies crazy

(Name) is always mine!"

Potato:

“Eh, guys, without me

(name of the hero of the occasion) - nowhere.

Our lady without potatoes -

What a skinned cat.

grows thin, weakens,

And, look, he’ll lose weight.”

“Stop arguing, friends,

Everyone has their own benefits.

Together you are a hundred times more powerful.

And today is the anniversary!

Congratulate the birthday girl,

Deliver her souvenirs!”

(Vegetables are placed in the basket and presented to the hero of the occasion).

Cheerful children's ensemble

This funny scene is well suited for the anniversary of a woman turning 55 years old. The presenter announces:

"Dear guests! I ask for a moment of attention! Sensation! Another delegation has just arrived for our evening. This time these are children from a kindergarten called “Soplyachok”. They claim that they are our Birthday Girl’s grandchildren. Will you confess yourself, or will we take your blood for a DNA test? Do you admit it?

The children came for a reason - they have their own congratulatory program. Now I will ask all guests to warmly welcome our kids. So, your applause! Katerina Vyskochkina, Petka Obormotov, Olechka Zabubennaya!”

In this part of the script for the woman’s anniversary, the funny scene continues unexpectedly: the “children” awkwardly enter. They hold hands tightly. It is clear from them that they are shy. They have toys in their hands. The role of children can be colleagues or relatives of the hero of the occasion. It is advisable to cast men in female roles. Special suits are not required. “Girls” can wear bows, and “boys” can wear Panama hats.

First, the “children” stand in a line facing the guests, and then, after the second or third quatrain, they dance in a circle. Each of the subsequent quatrains is spoken by one of the children.

1. It's a fun day today,

To everyone's surprise.

Baba Shura (name of the hero of the occasion)

Let's celebrate a birthday.

And not just a birthday,

After all, today is the anniversary

A day of delight and fun -

Get into the circle quickly.

1. Happy anniversary,

We wish you happiness and joy.

We want to wish grandma,

To be afraid of boredom, like fire,

So that by labor, work

Hands were busy.

III. How are you going to retire?

Don't get lost right away.

Buy goats and nutria,

Have fun with them!"

"We are cheerful kids,

Every guest will be happy to see us.

Happy birthday grandma (name)

Congratulations to the kindergarten!”

(Children bow to the audience and leave).

“Oh, how I was inspired by the creativity of the kindergarten “Soplyachok”! I even had my own ditty:

Stretch the bellows, accordion,

Hey, play and play!

Today is (name)’s name day,

Drink, don't talk!

(A cool scene for the anniversary of a woman 50 years old or older ends. The music turns on, the guests sit down at the table and the celebration continues.)

End of the celebration

To bring the celebration to its logical conclusion, the host unobtrusively invites everyone present to go outside. First you need to release balloons with wishes, and then fireworks can be an unexpected surprise for the guests and the birthday girl. This is how the cheerful anniversary scenario ends. The scenes of the cool scenario (the woman can be 40, 50, or 60 years old) have come to an end, and now the host shows that it’s time to end the celebration. He addresses the audience:

“At the end of our grand celebration on the occasion of the anniversary birthday of our beloved (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), I suggest you carry out the plan we have outlined. Let's all grab the balloon ribbons together and say all the good wishes to ourselves! They will find their owner and bring her a lot of happiness, joy and strength!”

(Guests release balloons).

“And now let a bright fountain of fireworks shine in your honor!”

(Gives the command to launch the fireworks. The hero of the occasion is invited to dance with her husband).