Joke predictions. Funny predictions and fortune telling for the new year. Possible options for such prophecies

Prediction games are an interesting and very fun element of the holiday, which invariably evokes a response from guests. Serious prophecies and real fortune-telling are inappropriate at parties, because a negative forecast can completely ruin the mood. But comic fortune telling always goes off with a bang.

There are many ways to play this game. You can, for example, make a deck of fake cards: on one side there is a back, and on the other there is a printed prediction. Someone dresses up as a gypsy and invites guests to draw one card and read the prophecy out loud.

Other options:

• make fortune cookies;
• print out funny candy wrappers with predictions inside, wrap candies in them, hand them out to guests and offer to unwrap them;
• write prophecies on small cards with congratulations, put them in a box and invite guests to pull out one at a time;
• Place stickers with numbers on the bottom of plates or glasses. Place this dish on a separate tray. Let the guests take it apart themselves before the feast. As a result, everyone will get a randomly drawn number. When the right moment comes, the host will ask the guests to look at the stickers. Participants in the celebration will name the numbers they have drawn, and the presenter will read out the numbered predictions.

Comic predictions based on films and songs

Movie titles

This is a simple, but original and very interesting way to predict fate for the next year. The prophecy is the name of the film or cartoon itself. Not a plot, but only a phrase. Let guests be more sophisticated in their interpretations.

For example: “Next year I’m expecting... a game of thrones.” This can be interpreted in any way - for example, as a struggle for a position or as a dispute over the role of head of the family.

Appropriate movie titles

Foreign films

• Armageddon
• Big jackpot
• Smell of a woman
• Chicken Run
• Taming of the Shrew
• Groundhog Day
• Monsters corporation
• Deal with the devil
• Midnight in Paris
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• Sky over Berlin
• Money Train
• Sex and the City
• Key to all doors
• Third wheel
• Meeting the parents
• Fatal attraction
• Best friend's wedding
• Indecent proposal
• The Forty Year Old Virgin
• 12 angry men
• Haunted Mansion
• The Wedding Planner
• Friends with Benefits
• Blonde in law
• Breaking Bad

Soviet and Russian films

• Love affair at work
• Love and pigeons
• Zigzag of luck
• 8 first dates
• Long road in the dunes
• Girl with no address
• Love is a carrot
• White Sun of the Desert
• Big change

Lines from songs

Similar entertainment to the previous one. Only this time the prophecy is a line from a famous song. Phrases can be printed on paper (indicating the performer in brackets). But if you’re not too lazy, it’s better to prepare audio clips. In this case, fortune telling will turn out to be much more effective and interesting.

Song fragments are numbered. Guests draw out numbers, according to which short musical predictions are read to them. So, what does fate have in store for your guests in the coming year?

Suitable lines from songs:

1. Only a glass of vodka on the table (G. Leps)
2. Million, million, million scarlet roses (A. Pugacheva)
3. Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world (ABBA)
4. And on the sea there is white sand, a warm wind blows in the face (J. Friske)
5. Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced
6. There is nothing better in the world than wandering around the world with friends... (film “The Bremen Town Musicians”)
7. Oh, mom, I’ll give you chic, I’ll give you chic (F. Kirkorov)
8. I am free, like a bird in the sky (V. Kipelov)
9. You're lucky - you're not like everyone else! You work in an office! ("Leningrad")
10. Voyage, voyage. There, where I have never been (S. Minaev)
11. I love boogie-woogie, I boogie-woogie every day (“The Secret”)
12. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. (A. Pugacheva)
13. Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome. Big changes are ahead. I know this for sure: everything will be awesome (P. Volya)
14. Oh, girls, I feel like I’m going on a spree. Oh, I'll go on a spree (Verka Serduchka)
15. The plane easily carries me away (Valeria)
16. Everything is in a bunch, but with us everything is in a bunch. Where we can’t get through straight, we’ll go sideways (Potap and Nastya)
17. I'm lying in the sun. I'm looking at the sun. I lie and lie and look at the sun (film “How the Lion Cub and the Turtle Sang a Song”)
18. Freedom, freedom, give me freedom! I'll fly high like a bird! (film “Flying Ship”)
19. The trailer will move, the trailer will move, the trailer will move... The trailer will move, the platform will remain (film “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath”)
20. If there was a sea of ​​beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin. If there was a sea of ​​vodka, I would become a submarine (“Dune”)

From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

Next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

In the process of preparing for the New Year holidays, you need to think about how you will entertain your guests. It will be very boring to drink and eat all the time, but New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.

You can hold fun competitions, or you can make funny and comic predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. On this page you will find them. There will be short and funny predictions, in poetry and prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are of a comic nature.

It is best to present such predictions as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will take out and read the predictions.

Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in everyday life.

And even if the rooster is not a migratory rooster,
A great vacation awaits you!

Don't expect much from the year
Love is enough for you!

May your wish come true this year,
You need to keep your promise!

Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times,
From home to work and back!

Wait for a salary increase
Or a new addition to the family!
***

Fun awaits you at the beginning of the year,
And after that there will only be a binge with a hangover.
So friend, don't yawn
Improve your health!

This year will be busy
Full of things to do, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!

Find time for love
But just don't pass by.

Career growth is not coming soon,
But things will go uphill!

Waiting for you on the first
A whole crowd of guests!

Those who like to sleep a lot

A year without surprises awaits again!

You will sleep through all the surprises,

Just don't blame us for that!

The cockroaches in your head will have a very fun year.

Next year your friends will not forget you. You can't forget someone who owes you money.

Next year all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you...

Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…

Your dreams will gain strength and declare war on your sofa.

Next year you will understand that your inner core is a pain in the ass.

Next year, your body will decide for itself when it sleeps, where it sleeps and with whom it sleeps. Don't contradict him - he knows better!

You will spend your vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.

If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.

The bad news is you will gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.

From a bad habit in the new year
You will definitely get rid of it.
But here's the problem: instead of one
Two new ones will replace them

You will spend your vacation at sea,
You will warm both body and soul.
You spend the entire amount, you get burned five times,
You'll gain six kilograms.

Smile always, smile everywhere,
Smile on land and water!
Fate will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a lot of money!

Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Or you'll sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will grow your butt significantly.

If you start kissing
Every day for half an hour,
All dreams will begin to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!

Have a higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love madness!

If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.

If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You'll spend it all on a spree

Go around three miles
Talkative hairdresser:
Shreds at random
And he'll cut off your ear!

We need to forget for a year
About cognac, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.

"Dear Colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate cause, and now is the time to relax and celebrate the New Year 2017! We didn’t get enough sleep for a whole year, and even if we did get enough sleep, we didn’t have time to have breakfast. We worked as hard as we could for a whole year, and if we didn’t make any effort, it means we were still sleeping. For a whole year and every month we waited impatiently for our wages, and on that day none of us could sleep. We truly deserve a holiday! May we achieve even more victories over sleep in the New Year, and may a friendly and peaceful atmosphere reign in our team!”

Noise and bustle in our departments

They never stop talking.

The holiday is already underway

And we have a large amount of work.

Time left until the holiday

Just a little and just a little bit

So guys, let's finish

Bend your backs!

And may the year be happy

Let's dig into food

Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the new year

After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year long

Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.

If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.

This month you will have unexpected guests

It’s as if everyone has conspired - they’ll eat the refrigerator,

They'll drink all the vodka, they'll break the TV,

They will break all your dishes and ruin the kitchen.

Play the lottery this month

The prediction is that you will certainly be lucky

You just need to buy tickets, partially load them into the tanker,

And partly in two carriages, the rest - in a plane.

This month they will lure you to the dacha to have some fun

Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue

Don't believe these stories - they will force you to work there

Better sit at home, drink beer at home!

Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruples

And then the state will give you a huge apartment

Flag of honor in both hands and a dun horse!!!

This month the computer won't work as it should

Hit the motherboard hard with your fist.

If it doesn’t help, hit it with a sledgehammer, kick it on the monitor...

You will then explain to your superiors: “She started it first!”

This month the boss will get angry for no reason,

You tell him calmly, looking straight: “THIS IS THE GOAT!”

To top off the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,

Give him a wastepaper basket like a hat.

And relief will come: A question that has been tormenting for a long time

“Who will be laid off” - It will finally be resolved.

Tonight you will fall asleep at the doorstep,

Forgetting to undress and take off your shoes,

Don't judge yourself harshly in the morning:

The main thing is that you were able to wake up.

This month, decide to hijack a plane to the West,

But you can’t think of anything to scare the pilots with,

Read them excerpts from today's newspaper, -

And they will fly to any country with you.

On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend you at work,

Without wasting a minute, you call all the newspapers,

Having reported the boss's mobile phone number in private advertisements,

Let him then, the bore, know the salt of everyone entering - free!

Predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018: short, funny, humorous at the table

You definitely won't be going to work this month.

Why go there in the morning when you want to sleep.

You will be forced to try and work there all day long....

By the way, money from your salary will always be not enough for you

This month you will definitely be invited to work

Ten large corporations, perhaps even a hundred

Out of great joy you will steal all the secrets

Give them away to your competitors and you will live richly!

Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss

And now everything depends on you that was not on you before,

Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.

Money can come in handy - don’t spend it just like that.

This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea

Crocodiles, cashelots, birds sing there.

The savages are dancing nearby and cooking soup here.

Go on a boat, bring your friends.

So that all the hungry natives can be fed quickly...

This month they will suddenly ask you to help with housework,

Don't go to stores - the groceries stink there,

But no one taught you how to wear a gas mask.

Don't let anyone vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -

He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.

If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,

Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously there is money there.

More on the topic:

Happy New Year 2018 Dogs in prose

Comic congratulations for the New Year 2018: for a corporate party with jokes

Congratulations for the New Year 2018: short, funny in verse

Congratulations for the New Year 2018: in verses about a dog

At various children's events, you can use comic predictions that will certainly evoke bright emotions, laughter and fun. They will defuse the situation at any holiday and cheer up the children. In a humorous and funny way, you can express your wishes to your child without offending him. The child will decide for himself whether or not to trust such things, the main thing is that the comic prediction is kind, light and cheerful.

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Predictions for the New Year

When celebrating the New Year, you can offer several options for comic predictions for children. You can give children bright blank cards and markers. Each child will write a wish, beginning the phrase with the words “in the New Year he is waiting for...”. Children usually end this phrase with the words

• desired toy;
• happiness;
• new love.



Then you need to collect all the cards and mix them. Invite each child in turn to draw a card and read a comic prediction.

There is another interesting fortune telling. To carry it out, you need to prepare a little: you should write comic prediction poems on sheets of paper in advance and place them in inflated balloons. Examples of comic predictions in verse:

• “This New Year’s holiday, you will receive a prize, you prankster.”
• “If you study diligently, a wonderful holiday awaits you.”
• “Happiness, fun, cheerful laughter, relaxation awaits you without any interruptions.”
• “Don’t be sad under the February blizzard, it may also provide a service. Listen to the roar of the wind outside the window - there will be a message for you in it.”
• “May next year bring only success, may it be bright and better for everyone.”



Children's comic fortune telling for Halloween

Halloween is not a Russian holiday, but it is gaining more and more fans in the country, especially among children. Halloween is a holiday of otherworldly forces, inexplicable phenomena, ghosts and fairy-tale monsters. At this time, you simply cannot ignore fortune telling. Just don't take them very seriously.

There are fortune telling about fate and the groom. Teenage girls always think about love. There are a number of comic fortune telling that are used on Halloween.

You can take off your shoe and throw it over the fence: in the direction towards which the nose of the fallen shoe points, you should look for the groom. Or you can put a lock and a comb under the pillow, after combing her hair, and then at night you will definitely dream about your betrothed. If you go out to an intersection and ask the name of the first man you meet, then the name of your loved one will begin with this letter.



For the next fortune telling, you need to prepare mashed potatoes and put them in a large common dish. Put symbolic objects there too. Turn off the lights and hand out spoons to everyone. Everyone, in complete darkness, scoops up puree and some object with a spoon. Then the lights are turned on and the presenter reads to everyone what their symbol means:

• ring - to a meeting of love;
• the key is to success in business;
• button - to a change in behavior;
• shell - to a joyful journey, adventure;
• eraser - to reconciliation with someone with whom the fortuneteller had a fight;
• pencil - to study hard;
• coin - to wealth (parents will buy an expensive gift).

Fortune telling for significant dates

At a school graduation, short comic predictions are suitable as entertainment. Graduates can order pastries or cookies with good predictions and parting words embedded inside. Cookies should be placed in vases on the festive table so that everyone can enjoy them.

One of the most interesting events on celebrating New Year, birthday or just tea parties with guests will be prepared personally Chinese fortune cookies.

These are such simple cookies with surprise containing a piece of paper.

And on this piece of paper it is written wish exactly to the person who chose these cookies.

In fact, there are many options and topics for such predictions, but happiness will bring either positive wishes or humorous ones.

By the way, you can bake notes with wishes into some of the cookies, and into some with the word “gift” (by preparing the appropriate amount of small things). At the same time, it will be a fun way to give gifts to everyone.

Destiny's Cookies will tell you a lot!
For some it’s an apartment, for others it’s a road...
Who wants to know more about Fate?
There are enough cookies for everyone! And you!

Fortune Cookie Wishes

1. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
2. The best is the enemy of the good.
3. The funniest desire is to please everyone.
4. What we pray for is what we receive.
5. The only difference between a winner and a loser is that he rises one more time than he falls.
6. Remember that every day is the first day of the rest of your life.
7. In life there is the main thing and the unimportant thing, but we often waste our energy on trifles.
8. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
9. Do what you have to, and come what may.
People love to win. If you haven't decided on your final goal, you have no chance of winning.
10. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
11. Not everyone can be your friend, but everyone can be your teacher.
12. If you truly want to be happy, learn to control your thoughts.
13. Everyone is entitled to as much happiness as they themselves are able to give.

Chinese fortune cookies

1.When God closes a door, he opens a window
2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
3. Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
4. It’s better to regret what you did, rather than what you didn’t do.
5. He who stands still goes back.
6. Whatever is not done is for the better.
7. No one is defeated until he admits himself to be defeated.
8. Struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
9. The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you will forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
10. Don’t strive to be a hero until they call you.
11. These people and these events in your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens next is up to you.
12. Never ask anyone for anything, especially those who are stronger than you - they will come and give everything.
13. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
14. Evil is not in what goes into a person’s mouth, but in what comes out of them.
15. Do what you can with what you have where you are.
16. Don't think.
17. If you think, don't say it.
18. If you think and speak, don’t write.
19. If you think, speak, write, don’t subscribe.
20. If you think, speak, write and sign, don’t be surprised.
21. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don’t start anything, then nothing will happen.
22.People love to win. If you haven't decided on your final goal, you have no chance of winning.
23. Purpose determines success.
24. Goal is the main reference point for investing energy and time.
25. A woman’s success is not many men, but one.
26. The secret to successful promotion is the beginning.
27. The secret to getting started is breaking down your complex tasks into small, easily completed tasks and completing them, starting with the first one.
28. No matter how big and complex the problem in front of you, take a small step towards solving it.
29. There is always a way out of a hopeless situation.
30. Never give up on your dreams.
31. When you want something, the whole Universe will help make your wish come true.
32.Today the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday has just arrived.
33. There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten, you at least have two options.
34. If you were born without wings, don’t stop them from growing.
35. A dog has so many friends because he wags his tail instead of wagging his tongue.
36. You are unique, just like everyone else.
37. Love your enemies... this will definitely infuriate them!
38. There are no hopeless situations. Usually the exit is in the same place as the entrance.
39. It’s not enough to know your worth—you also need to be in demand.
40. You will be very successful in business.
41. Changes await you.
42. If you haven’t met your love yet, you definitely will this year.
43. Don't let anyone stand in your way to happiness.
44. Do not judge anyone so that they do not judge you.
45. Life is a miracle given to us from above.
46. ​​Envy destroys a person’s soul.

The most common predictions for cookies

— The wind of wanderings is blowing around you.
- The quieter you go, the further you'll get.
- Be carefull!
- Expect changes.
- New spring, new love.
— Don't miss important news.
— Wait for the budget to be replenished.
- This week you risk falling in love.
- Be careful on the road.
- The stars are favorable to you.
— Spend time on your home.
— You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.

Predictions are longer and more interesting

1. If you take the initiative, success will not keep you waiting.
2. Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
3. Someone is trying to interfere or harm you.
4. Important news will come very soon.
5. Everything is God’s will: it is not in your power to influence the situation!
6. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps well known to you.
7. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
8. Be careful: they want to deceive you!
9. Take a close look at your surroundings: someone may let you down at the most decisive moment.
10. Your hopes are not in vain!
11. Check all locks and latches: You could be robbed.
12. The problem is within you!
13. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
14. Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
15. You are on the right track!
16. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
17. Anxiety and worry await you.
18. What you strive for is not worth your effort.
19. The main characteristic of the current situation is ignorance.
20. The results of the business you have planned will greatly disappoint you.
21. The problem is not where you think it is.
22. The offer that they will make to you will not suit you.
23. Forward and only forward: the thing you are thinking about is right!
24. Your goal is achievable.
25. You cannot cope with your problems alone.
26. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
27. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you.
28. Time must pass from sowing grain to harvest.
29. The darkness in which you lived until now has dissipated.
30. A break in personal relationships is now more likely than reconciliation.

Philosophical predictions

1. Live an ordinary life in an extraordinary way.
2. Don’t look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
3. Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
4. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
5. If the well is clogged, now is the time to clean it.
6. Gain comes from what you have to part with.
7. Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you think is right for you.
8.
9. If you don’t want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
10. Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
11. Don't expect too much and don't worry about the end result.
12. Study your shadow sides; Understand what attracts unhappiness into your life.
13. Finish what you start.
14. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
15. Don't get emotional.
16. Take a closer look at your health.
17. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
18. Focus on the present.
19. Don't get along with quick results.
20. Accept: Your options are limited.
21. Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
22. Your energy flows away due to thoughtless or untimely action.
23. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
24. Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overexertion.
25. Events are completely beyond your control.
26. Trust what happens to you.
27.
28. The time has come to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
29. Don’t try to stubbornly show your WILL.
30. Open up and let light into that part of your life that has been a secret until now.

Chinese predictions for a children's party

The fairy fairy will give you a magical dream today.
A new faithful friend will soon appear in your life!
All your wishes will definitely come true.
You will be the most obedient child and you will be held up as an example to everyone.
Soon you will have a new interesting book.
A fun trip awaits you during the holidays.
When you grow up, you will be a hedgehog trainer.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a pretty face.
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
You will become the commander of a toy submarine.
When you grow up, you will be a captain.
You will definitely know the entire multiplication table!
Mom will buy you ice cream.
When it snows you will grow one centimeter.
This week your wish will come true.
Be careful on Friday - an interesting event awaits you.

PREDICTIONS WITH HUMOR:
Your wallet will not be empty: you will know the crunch of money every day!
In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
In the New Year you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
In the New Year you will smile a lot and for a long time, and you will sign a contract with the Blend-a-Med company.
In the New Year you will win a million dollars, and then you will give it all to charity.
In the New Year you will be given a gift that you can only dream of - “Goldfish”, although it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
Between worries, between tasks, you will diligently lie on the sofa.
You will live easily all year, eat, drink and sing, without worries.
In the New Year, you need to seriously think about procreation!
Abuse alcohol less in the New Year, otherwise you will awaken the dragon in your spouse.
In the New Year, fulfill any whims of your soulmate, and you will be happy!

Predictions in alphabetical order!

Congratulations! You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, begin to storm another...
A surge of energy will help you cope with a large amount of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great doctors.
It's time to act!
It's time to finish the old and start new.
May the world be filled with peace and goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very beneficial.
Work on your diplomatic skills - they will be very useful for implementing ideas.
Think and don't rush into action.
Allow compassion to guide your decisions.
The result of your actions may be unexpected.
Romance will take you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to success.
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure twice, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed fables.
Focus on family and harmony with the world around you.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now is the time to try something new.
Patience! You're almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Anyone who does not expect gratitude will never be disappointed.
Luck carries you through all difficult times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve your outlook on life today.
A good time to finish old endeavors.
Good news will come to you by mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Even though some people try to stop you, you will still achieve your goals.
A person is never too old to learn. New knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the better.
It's time to move. Your mood will improve.
You have to consider an unexpected offer
Do what your soul and body ask for
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
Poetic wishes

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I wish you to save the style! You will have a car!
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
A toast to your health! There will be career growth for you!
I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
Surround you with comfort! And your income will increase!
Let success follow! You are the best to study!
There are many different impressions on wonderful travels!
Don't let worry bother you! A new job is waiting for you!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

Predictions - tips

Don't look for external enemies: to understand what is hindering your development, look inside yourself.
Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, now is the time to clean it.
Gain comes from what you have to part with.
Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you think is right for you.
It's time to finish the old and start new.
If you don’t want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
Don't expect too much and don't worry about the end result.
Finish what you started.
Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
Don't get emotional.
Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
Focus on the present.
Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overexertion.
Trust what is happening to you.
Think and don't rush into action.

Movie quotes

1. Well, you see, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke... Nothing is impossible for a person with intelligence.
2. Today I will go on a spree. Fun, good-natured, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes... the plates - I will break them all. Remove the bread from the barn - I will set the barn on fire.
3. Live well! A good life is even better!
4. Let everyone hear that this is MY dacha!
5. Go ahead, don’t skimp, buy paintings!
6. I watched you for seven days and came to the conclusion that you are worthy of me!
7. We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing into the windows of our beloved women.
8. Black caviar! Red caviar! Overseas caviar, eggplant!..
9. You shouldn’t sit there, there won’t be any apartments until next spring!
10. Here I am walking beautifully along the street, and the men around me are falling and falling... And they themselves are stacked in piles!!!
11. I will command the parade!
12. Maybe they can give you another key to the apartment where the money is?!!!
13. The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice has broken!!
14. Whoever takes a pack of tickets will receive a water pump!
15. Our people don’t take a taxi to the bakery!
16. Play ping-pong Gena, you’re good at it!
17. Sorry for stopping you from hiding your money!

A large and friendly company is always fun, especially when there is a reason. To prevent your holiday from turning into idle talk and eating yet another dish, you need to dilute it with a pre-prepared entertainment program; comic predictions are perfect for this.

Short and very funny, easy to remember phrases will certainly delight all your friends and relatives. A little positive word, a little touching, a little romantic, and most importantly in an unusual form will certainly leave a pleasant mark on the memory of everyone present for a long time.

Comic birthday predictions for cookies

On someone's birthday or New Year's, take candy or cookies and wrap each of them in a separate box or package, and put a note inside with some prediction:

1. In the morning after you wake up, the first person you see will be your husband.

2. If you vacation in the Bahamas six times a year, you will certainly be lucky.

3. The one sitting on the right will remain in your dreams and thoughts forever.

4. Whoever leaves this table first will be the first to go to work tomorrow.

5. Soon a tear of joy will be shed, your faithful friend will return to you.

6. Look ahead more cheerfully, there is a bag of money waiting for you.

7. Here's some candy for your sweet treat, a lot of joy awaits you.

8. And now there will always be delicious food in this house.

9. You will never be bald, your hair is kept by a lucky star.

10. Soon in the house you will hear a child’s cry, the stomping of feet, cheerful laughter, potty, hurry up and have fun, my friend.

11. A lot of money will fall on you, and your friend will get rid of his illness.

12. Very soon, we will see you at sea.

Comic predictions for the New Year

New Year's Eve, like any other bright holiday, of course, should not be limited to just a feast, otherwise the guests will very quickly get bored and leave. To cheer up your guests, or when you yourself are going to visit someone, you can take comic fortune telling with you for the New Year; this will not only lift the spirits of everyone present, but will also make the holiday unforgettable.

1. We need to run more carefully at night in icy conditions so that we can celebrate the New Year again.

2. If your bare butt is directly on the ice, then no harmful microbe will creep up on you.

3. If neighbors knock on the radiator on New Year’s Eve, then a very happy and unforgettable year awaits you.

4. This year you will definitely get rid of your bad habit, but next year you will acquire two at once.

5. Next year your dreams will take on real features and they will boycott your sofa.

6. In the New Year, expect a gift - a goldfish, albeit along with greens and rice.

7. In the new year you will discover and learn a lot of interesting and useful things for yourself, but now, please, open a bottle of champagne.

8. We need to forget tequila and vodka for a whole year, otherwise we will all be in crime reports.

9. Your problems, absolutely everyone will leave you next year, they are bored with you.

10. Your friends will not forget you in the coming year, especially those to whom you owe money.

11. Your life next year resembles a multifaceted glass, well, in general, you understand...

12. It will be boring - then sing romances, and your finances will certainly keep you company.

13. A lot of extra money will be deposited in the fat and thick folds of your wallet.

14. You will go on vacation to a place where everything is inclusive - to your relatives.

15. In the coming year, your body will sleep when it wants, with whom it wants and where it wants. Don't resist him - he knows better.

Love predictions for birthday or New Year

You shouldn’t take comic predictions too seriously; that’s not their purpose at all. But sometimes funny coincidences happen and funny predictions, one way or another, come true. So even with predictions in this version, at times you need to be more careful.

1. To find happiness you need to look under the bed, or behind the nightstand, or at least on the balcony. The main thing is that the husband does not find this happiness first.

2. A piece of candy on the cheek, a greeting from your beloved.

3. The most capricious, most harmful, but at the same time the most beautiful and best girl in the world loves you.

4. If you can’t fall asleep at night, then you need to count to two, or at worst until half past two.

5. Every day and every hour, someone loves, thinks about you.

6. As soon as the sun rises again, new love will descend on you.

7. Wait for sunset and dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.

8. Suddenly, you will have a friend.

9. If you cross the road, you will find your destiny.

10. If you kiss passionately, every day for half an hour, then your dreams will begin to come true, your life will be filled with miracles.

11. You should not live in a hut and have joy in your soul.

12. Soon you will receive a letter, and it is a love letter, but whoever sends it to you, history is silent about that, will keep your secret.

Comic predictions for children

Childhood is a very good time, and as we grow up, we remember it very often, and it would be great if our children also had something to remember. To do this, you can choose short special phrases, of course, with humor, and sometimes even with hidden meaning.

1. Your birthday is coming, a surprise awaits you from mom and dad.

2. The holidays will come, new adventures await you.

3. Learn a foreign language quickly, you will become a natural diplomat.

4. Something good will certainly happen, and you will study with straight A's, you will begin to attend all sections and feel happy.

5. If the year ends without C grades, then a new tablet is waiting for you.

6. This year you will find yourself, poems, and begin to write books.

7. You should start dancing, pump up your leg and back muscles, we will be very happy for you, you will be a pop star.

8. Now, if you don’t turn out to be a sissy and a crybaby, then life will give you some green bucks.

9. Whoever listens to mom and dad will eat sweets, but the disobedient ones will be banned and there will be no sweets for them.

10. If you smile more often, the less often you will make mistakes, everything will work out.

11. A surprise is ready for you, and you won’t have long to wait for a fun prize, but you still need to earn it and be good all year.

12. Taste the cookies quickly and get your bonus.

13. The stars said hello to you and sent you some sweets, but only one at a time, eat them, otherwise your ears will curl into a tube.

14. If you (be) lazy. That sea will only be a dream for you (you).

If you treat children with love, they will definitely appreciate it and will never forget it. They will definitely like it and be delighted. And remember good predictions and wishes, if you believe in them, they will definitely come true.