The best jokes and pranks for April 1st. Put a crumpled newspaper in your shoes

Day of jokes, gags and practical jokes is the happiest holiday of the year. On this day, everyone is supposed to play pranks - relatives, loved ones, friends, colleagues and even complete strangers.

Jokes and gags on April Fool's Day give a lot of vivid impressions and positive emotions, but the rally on April 1 should be good-natured, funny and at the same time harmless.

Sputnik Georgia has prepared a selection of funny and original "jokes" for those wishing to prank their relatives, friends, colleagues, classmates on April 1 and cheer up everyone around them.

Funny jokes and practical jokes

The first of April in 2019 falls on Monday - a difficult day, therefore, starting the morning with a drawing, you will provide the whole family with a great mood for the whole day.

When you wake up early, replace your slippers with a larger or smaller size, or even better, put slippers of different sizes. You can sew one sock or fold it in pairs.

Place children's clothes for adults, and big ones for children - not in size, but it will be funnier, spending time preparing the rally, to sew up the trousers and sleeves in the clothes of your household with an easily torn thread, or sew up the neckline.

The jokes and jokes that we did more than once in childhood are also relevant - paint the sleeping person's face with ketchup, toothpaste or other quickly washed off mixture. You can fill a tube of toothpaste with a syringe with milk or sour cream.

Tint the splitter with red liquid dye, which will cause red water to flow out of the tap.

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Place dry pasta under the toilet seat, and when someone sits on it, it will crackle like it’s broken. Use cosmetics for pranking - replace, for example, face cream with butter or cover with colorless varnish so that it does not foam. You can also seal the neck of the shampoo with food wrap.

You can substitute sugar for salt or add pepper to your coffee. Prepare with sour cream fried eggs and canned peach halves, and serve jelly instead of juice.

Put a plate of ready-made breakfast in the freezer overnight, and in the morning with an innocent look, watch as an unsuspecting child vainly tries to scoop up the frozen milk.

You can decorate the food stored in the refrigerator with eyes and ask someone from the household to get something out of it.

You can endlessly list various jokes and tricks, and it doesn't matter how you play your family on April 1 - the main thing is that this is a great reason to laugh with the whole family.

Original jokes

Friends can be played in a variety of ways, including placing a fart pillow on them. It needs to be hidden under the seat cushion to make it harder to spot. In this case, do not forget to check that the air has somewhere to go out.

A lot of gags and practical jokes are connected with the phone. For example, call a friend and ask him not to answer his calls for a few minutes, as the telephone operator is on the line and he could be electrocuted.

For another drawing, you need to turn on call forwarding to any number on your mobile phone - for example, a hairdresser's, a bathhouse, a rest home or a government institution. Imagine the surprise of people calling you when they hear an unfamiliar voice pronouncing the name of the organization instead of your "alo".

One of the old jokes is to call from an unknown phone number and say the following text: "Hello, is this Durov's corner? Did you order a talking horse? Just don't hang up, you know how difficult it is to dial with a hoof!"

An original and funny joke - cola with ice. Offer your friend a cola and put ice filled with menthos gummy candy in it. When the ice melts and the menthos reacts with the cola, a real fountain is guaranteed.

You can paste over your friend's workplace or car with colorful stickers with various wishes and declarations of love. Or simply throw toys at his workplace - for example, various reptiles and spiders.

Better yet, arrange a party with your friends, and let everyone prepare a couple of original and funny contests for the evening, and give a prize for the most successful drawing.

You can prank your colleagues as follows - cover the mouse with tape and watch their reaction. Or hide the mouse, leaving a note: "Goodbye, flew to the Bahamas."

With adhesive tape, you can glue everything on the table to the table - pencils, pens, notebook, keyboard, phone, mouse, and so on. The beep of a fan under a colleague's chair is one of the funny and original gags that never gets old.

It's enough just to play a prank on all employees at the same time - bring a box of cakes with the inscription April 1 to work and, as if by chance, drop what you don't want. Be sure that no one will touch the sweets, as they will wonder what you did with them.

You can play original employees like this - post a pre-printed order of the chief on changes in the vacation schedule on the bulletin board or tell colleagues that half of everyone's salary, from now on, will be transferred to the organization's fund.

Draw for classmates and teachers

April 1 gives children indescribable joy, and for teachers, who at every step awaits a prank of mischievous people, it is quite difficult.

The range of jokes and practical jokes among schoolchildren, the ingenuity and imaginations of which adults can only envy, is quite extensive.

The most common pranks and jokes are sticking stickers to the backs of classmates with various inscriptions, such as "sit on me, who does not have a horse" or "free delivery - I will pump with the breeze."

An old funny joke that always works: "where are you so blurred." Or write on a piece of paper "broom on the ceiling" and let it go around the classroom. Who of the classmates will read, he will surely raise his voice up, and together with them the teacher will start looking at the ceiling, trying to understand what is happening.

Offer a soda to a student by shaking the bottle well beforehand and a colored fountain is guaranteed.

If you rub the chalkboard with dry soap, you will not be able to write on it with chalk, but you will have to wash the blackboard yourself.

For another funny joke, you need to take a cardboard box, the larger the better, cut out the bottom and put it on the cabinet so that the bottom fits snugly. Then fill it with confetti and cover it on top. To attract the teacher's attention, write something large on the box with a brightly colored marker.

And when the teacher tries to remove it or asks one of the students to do it, the victim of the rally will be showered with confetti.

Jokes, gags and practical jokes on April 1 will give you and those around you a lot of positive emotions and vivid impressions. So have fun and bring joy to those around you. But try not to overdo it, so as not to unwittingly offend someone.

The material was prepared on the basis of open sources

The wittiest and funniest holiday of spring is April 1st. April Fool's Day is far from being a state one, but absolutely everyone reminds of it and celebrates it. Congratulations from April 1 can be heard everywhere, and the motto: "April 1 - I don't believe anyone!" - sounds everywhere on the first day of April.

Making fun of a friend, spouse, colleague, child, or pranking someone is always fun and uplifting. However, in the hustle and bustle of working days (this year, April 1 falls on Monday), you don't always have a couple of jokes or friendly pranks in stock. In this article you will find funny comic congratulations on April 1, funny sms for April Fools' Day for colleagues and friends, as well as funny contests for children and practical jokes that will create a festive atmosphere. It is a sacred thing to test the sense of humor of relatives, friends and colleagues!

How to make fun of a friend on April 1st? How to play a prank on a colleague? The most common way to congratulate on April 1 is funny SMS congratulations. They do not take much time, and if you also think carefully about the text, they can have an excellent effect on the recipient. April Fools' jokes are an art. The main thing is not to overdo it with "black" humor, so as not to accidentally lose your job, friends, spouse (just kidding). Take our humorous April Fools' messages on a note, even the most inveterate skeptic will be welcomed to receive them.

Happy holiday of jokes and laughter! Laugh and make others laugh, stock up on positive things for the whole year!

On this April Fool's day, nothing should spoil your mood! Therefore, do not be fooled by the expression: "you have a white back", taste the toothpaste in the morning, sit down on a chair with caution! Happy April Fool's Day!

Happy April 1st! Today is the day of a white back, tied laces and sour cream-flavored toothpaste! Jokers are everywhere, be vigilant! Either you or you!

Hi colleague! Do you remember what day it is? It depends only on you, April Fool's Day or April Fool's Day! Go for it!

Be careful today: tea can become salty, food can be fake, and fines for speeding can be cosmic! Happy April 1st!

Happy April Fool's Day! May joy and fun rush into your life today, and humor will become your faithful friend in life!

SOS! Today they are everywhere ... They rummage in your pockets, leave messages on your back, put buttons on a chair, talk to your cat. Watch your back! All around are jokers! Happy April, 1!

Funny SMS jokes on April 1

It is great to go to the day of laughing SMS with a request for urgent help - for example, come to pick up from the police or meet at the station. Of course, it is better for the sender to appear there as well and observe what is being played from the side, or even better - to shoot on camera. We assure you that you will laugh to your heart's content, and all the participants in this drawing will have fun. At the end, be sure to reveal all the cards, after all, April 1st!

Messages from the FSB, the tax service or the serviced bank can throw off balance. In order for such SMS to become the most believable, you should prepare in advance: buy a new SIM card and imperceptibly drive in the desired number to the person you are going to play. For you, we have collected the best SMS jokes for April 1, which will suit your April Fool's "victim".

Dear subscriber! You have exceeded the amount of money in your bank account. We blocked the account and transferred your data to the Federal Tax Service for the Moscow Region for verification. Your Beeline. Live on the bright side!

VISA3912 10:00 debiting: 20000r to the account of IVAN IVANOVICH T. was successful. If you have not performed this operation, call IVAN IVANOVICH T., but most likely you will not get through to the happy IVAN IVANOVICH T. Thank you for your friendship!

Sberbank Online. IVAN IVANOVICH T. transferred to you 100000.00 RUB. Message: “Wake up! Happy April, 1!"

Dear subscriber! You have won a Mercedes-Benz C-Class. To avoid heart problems, start rolling your lip now. Sponger included!

Dear T. IVAN IVANOVICH, Department of the FSB Directorate for the Kirovsky District of Yekaterinburg warns: use the same passwords for social networks. Our bases are not rubber.

Dear ANNA ANDREEVNA A. The Department of the FSB for the city of Moscow warns: stop calling your ex. Make time for your friends. Otherwise, we will have to come to the rescue.

As you can see, pranking a friend on the phone does not require any effort and financial costs, just a little imagination and imagination. A joke on April 1 should not scare its addressee, so try to make the joke or prank cause only a funny laugh and a smile on your face!

Fun contests, games and sweepstakes for companies on April 1

In addition to phone jokes and funny messages, you can have fun celebrating April 1 with your friends. Here you can not do without practical jokes, games and funny entertainment. How to have fun on April Fool's Day? How to play a prank on April 1 of work colleagues, friends or household members? We will help you decide on the games and contests for April 1, and then everyone will be in a great mood.

Competition for April 1 "Guess!"

This competition is suitable for a large group of friends or work colleagues. A one-time draw, but worth it! The conditions are the simplest: we call a number of participants and distribute to each a glass filled with a transparent liquid with tubes.

We tell the audience and participants that there is water in all glasses, but only in one - vodka. The task of the participants is to drink the contents of the glass through a straw so that no one will guess what he is drinking - water or vodka.

The task of the observers is to guess, place bets, express their assumptions, who is the only one who drinks vodka. When everyone has emptied their glasses and the audience has decided on the final version, the presenter announces that all the participants in the competition have become "victims", and everyone drank vodka. Laughter and laughter are guaranteed! This is how fun you can start the evening of April 1.

Guess the body part game

Such a joke on April 1 in the company will go with a bang. Choose a "victim", blindfold her and offer to guess a part of another person's body with just one fingertip. After a few successful guesses (hand, eyebrow, ear, etc.), place two sliced ​​tomato halves under the fingers of the player being played. He will be shocked by not understanding what part of the body he "groped" for, and then another begins to yell that his eyes were gouged out! The effect in the company is hilarious, but just do not play too emotional a friend - choose a mentally stable "victim"!

Postcard for the first of april

A funny joke for the company on April 1 - "What do you like about the neighbor on the right?"

Participants of the drawing sit in a circle, and everyone will have to say which part of the body in the neighbor who sits to his right is most attractive to him. It is important that everyone remembers what was said. When everyone announces intimate details, the presenter announces unexpected news: that since everyone has such a sincere sympathy, then everyone will now have to kiss the neighbor on the right on the part of the body that he liked the most! Play fair, and then everyone's mood will be on top!

As an active competition on April 1, you can offer the participants to play the game "Thirst". According to the number of participants, you need to prepare in advance cups of water, empty glasses and spoons (2 participants - 2 cups, 2 spoons, 2 glasses, 4 chairs). Place bowls of water and spoons on one pair of chairs and empty glasses on another pair. The task of the participants is to be the first to fill an empty glass with water.

After actively running around with spoons, you can inadvertently clarify that using spoons is not at all necessary. Now watch the round eyes of the participants and laugh with everyone!

Giveaways for April 1 - ideas in pictures

Sometimes, instead of a thousand words, it is enough to look at one picture, and everything will become clear. So it is with the draws on April 1! We have selected pictures for you, looking at which, you can successfully prank your friend with an “appetizing” breakfast or cookies stuffed with toothpaste. Go for it!

First idea for a draw

Second idea for the draw

The third idea for the prank

In the selection, we presented original SMS congratulations and contests for funny companies on April 1. Joke, play, make fun of friends, colleagues and acquaintances, because April Fool's Day was created for this. Remember that your main goal is to cheer, not offend and offend, so leave the "black" humor only for those who will definitely understand it. Laugh on April 1st together!

Friends, hello again! Spring is generous with the holidays and April 1st is one of my favorites. You too? For what I love this day, it is for unrestrained fun, funny congratulations and laughter even from those from whom on ordinary days it is difficult to give out a semblance of a smile. Adults become like children, getting stuck up to their ears in practical jokes, children take away their souls, actively inventing jokes for April 1 for adults, friends and colleagues with the hope that this time pranks are within the "framework of the law." In general, I propose to delve into the topic of April Fools' rallies and come up with something super interesting and original together!

Fun on April 1 for friends and family

To please and amuse classmates, mom and dad, sister, I picked up the most interesting jokes.

Practical jokes for classmates - how not to get bored at school on April 1

Children love to joke and have fun more than anything else. In this sense, they are much cooler than adults. Young pranksters are not held back by a sense of responsibility, they are not worried about the rules of behavior and norms, they enjoy the opportunity to have fun on a specially designated day from the heart. Consider the best school jokes.

• "Paper Joke"... Prepare for a school holiday in the evening. Print text with different content on several sheets of paper. This can be an announcement of an imminent water cut, cancellation of lessons, the arrival of a famous band to perform at a school line, etc. Put up notices in the school yard. Try not to be seen by the principal or teachers. It will be funny when the children gather in the assembly hall for the rapper Face's concert, and instead receive a scolding from the teachers for the noise and disruption of the lesson!
• "April Fools' brick"... Look after the victim. She must have a large backpack with an abundance of compartment behind her. Follow the owner of the backpack, wait for the moment when the latter is left unattended. Put a brick or stone, preferably heavier, in one of the compartments of the backpack. Watch the guy, when he tries to lift the backpack, I wonder if he will guess to check what gives that weight in it?
• "Life without school"... If among your friends there are those who rarely go to school, they will be the victims of the prank. On April Fools' Day, prepare a letter for the student of your choice addressed to them from their homeroom teacher. In the text of the letter, inform about the expulsion from school for systematic absenteeism. It will be fun to watch his face change!
• "Fantomas"... Get ash on your hands. Choose a victim and play with him a game of "guess who closed his eyes with his hands." Whether you guess it or not is not so important. The main thing is that black ash glasses will remain on the victim's face.
• "Blackboard"... A classic harmless joke of schoolchildren of all countries. With all the harmlessness, it can disrupt the lesson or at least delay its beginning. The bottom line is simple: rub the blackboard with soap. Writing on such a surface will not work, so the teacher will force you to remove traces of soap, or suggest you work according to a different scheme. But here, how lucky. The main thing is not to confess what you have done, otherwise the punishment may turn out to be incommensurate with leprosy, if the teacher is not doing well with a sense of humor.

Making fun of friends

Making fun of friends on April Fools' Day is sacred. Who else, if not over them, can you kindly mock during the day and with complete impunity?

So how to joke?

• Let's start with the well-known joke with "head in the bank"... It will be funny if you haven’t done such a trick before and are sure that your friend or girlfriend hasn’t seen anything like it and do not expect to see anything like it.

You don't have to do anything illegal to scare a corpse in a bank with your head. Just find an empty jar, pour a slightly tinted green, pink, or yellow liquid into it, and place a photo that fits inside. It is especially funny if it is a photo of one of your friends. Put the jar with the "head" in the refrigerator and ask a friend to go out for ice cream, sandwiches, or something else. The surprise effect will work as it should, shock is indispensable!

Jokes on parents - delicate humor

With parents on April 1, everything is not so simple. You need to joke with them carefully, and I would say even gently, so as not to hurt your heart. Jokes about death, accidents, mining, abductions and others are definitely inappropriate. These are all dangerous topics that parents cannot find funny.

I offer classic harmless pranks:

1. Dessert with a trick"Rafaello" sweets for mom - mash the processed cheese with a fork, put beans or peas inside, add more spices, roll balls and roll liberally in coconut. Don't forget the branded packaging.
2. Non-spill compote... Treat your parents to a delicious fresh fruit compote, though they won't be able to drink it, because in each glass there will be a bag of gelatin.
3. Colored tea... Also an interesting option for those who drink tea bags. Carefully open the bag, add a little food coloring, preferably different colors in several bags, staple with a thread as it was. It will be funny to watch the surprise of mom, dad, sister or brother when they get blue or red tea from ordinary tea bags.

Interesting joke - with a "sudden message"... Make it so that on April 1, parents in the box find a letter from utilities with a message about the imminent work on laying the cable on the roof of the house and recommendations to protect the windows with tape. Do not forget to film the parents diligently covering the windows with duct tape. Look, do not flirt! Admit it was a joke as soon as you record a short video.

Festive Toothpaste. There are options here. The most innocent option is with a hole covered with cling film. Harder - with dye or sour cream (mayonnaise) in a tube.

"Cloudy communal apartment"... Cheer up your parents with a fake bill with a ridiculous amount of 5 zeros for utility bills. It can be easily done in any graphics editor. Slip the receipt under the door or drop it into the mailbox. And yes, in order not to arouse suspicion in your address, be surprised together with your parents, scolding public utilities.

Making fun of colleagues

In the office, playing pranks on colleagues is the direct responsibility of every joker. Well, without this, today the normal April 1 in any organization does not pass. Options to joke the sea. I suggest such ideas:

• Locking the workplace... There are two ways to block access to a colleague's computer and desk: self-adhesive and cups of water. There is also a variation on the theme - with foil (all furniture and office equipment is carefully wrapped with it, but it is laborious and costly) and a simplified method - stationery rubber bands on the mouse, pen and other important little things (you need as many rubber bands as possible).
• "Crazy Mouse"... A popular prank with a computer mouse. All you need to do is cover the laser with tape or tissue. You can video the torture of a colleague desperately trying to tame a naughty mouse.
• "Blot"... A great joke for a colleague who pays special attention to flawless appearance. Mix phenolphthalein with ammonia (buy from a pharmacy). Fill the ink pen with this liquid. Shake it inadvertently directly onto the employee's white shirt. The red spot will shock you! Do not rush to reveal your cards right away. Take a little time for decency and only then inform that the stain will not be in a few minutes.
• "Pogrom in the office"... Make your way to a colleague's workplace and replace his pens with analogs with glued-on caps, with blank pastes, or with pastes in bright colors. Don't miss the reaction to the joke!
• "Substitution of plates"... Change office signs, for example "Accounting" to "Toilet". This joke is appropriate when there are new people in the office every day. I would not recommend joking on this topic more radically with the participation of the "Leader" sign, it is too risky.

Anonymous sms - pranks under the mask of incognito

Through special anonymous messaging services, you can have great fun sending SMS to parents, friends and colleagues without leaving your home. How do you like these texts:

1. “You are welcomed by a mobile operator. Unfortunately, we have to inform you that your number will be disabled for six months to pay a fine for profanity during conversations. "
2. "Attention! Immediately disarm your phone, otherwise it will self-destruct after 30 seconds! "
3. “Attention, you are within the range of the laughing gas. Leave the territory urgently. "
4. "The balance of funds was debited from your account to the White Lemur Support Fund, with respect and gratitude for your participation, the Society of Animal Defenders."
5. "Dear subscriber, funds in the amount of 1,500 rubles have been debited from your account for the prohibited charging of the device at night."

Hope I helped with ideas. Write how you are going to prank your friends and parents in the comments, share the post on the networks!

Best regards, Anastasia Skoreeva

April Fool's Day is celebrated all over the world, or April Fools' Day. It is not known for certain where the tradition came from on this particular day to "honor" the gullible and innocent, but the holiday is still alive.

history of the holiday

The tradition, presumably, comes from the Middle Ages, and the first written mention of the first of April as the day of draws (Fools Holiday) was recorded in 1686. The fashion of playing near and far by publishing stupid ads in newspapers came from Britain: as you know, one of the first pranks of this kind was an invitation to wash the white lions in the Tower.

In Russia, the holiday appeared and took root at Peter I. It was he, according to legend, the author of the first national April Fools' rally - an invitation to an “unheard-of performance” at which simpletons were greeted with a poster: “April 1 - don't trust anyone!”.

One of the most famous April Fools' jokes is the 1957 BBC News broadcast about a spaghetti crop harvested from trees.

In Russia, joking in the media on April 1 has become fashionable since late Soviet times. There were good jokes, there were not very good ones, however, they were all quickly forgotten, and every year the media invent something new. Although Russia recently passed a law on fake news, potential pranksters have already been reassured that no one will be punished for innocent April Fools' pranks.

Funny pranks on April 1 for the office

There are a huge number of resources on the Internet that promise to teach you how to make a sparkling prank on your colleagues on April 1. Unfortunately, all these simple pranks revolve around the phrase "who lost one hundred dollars", taping the phone with tape or gluing a computer mouse to the table.

One office worker, speaking on condition of anonymity, told how he played a tough on an employee, because of whose carelessness their department lost a lucrative order and was left without a bonus.

The lazy employee was not a fool to drink and in this altered state actively entered into close contacts with "girls of reduced social responsibility." On April 1, “on behalf” of one such girl, he received a letter that he became a happy father ...

The guy who had just married happily and even quit drinking was so scared that when he found out it was an April Fool's joke, he immediately quit.

However, as statistics show, mostly office jokes are quite innocent.

Draws for April 1 for SMS

Here, too, Internet offers do not shine with originality. Basically, the content of the supposedly humorous SMS-messages is made in the spirit of, they say, stop talking a lot, otherwise your tariff will be called "Dos whistled". Naturally, all this with some degree of obscenity, which, as you know, is now strictly prohibited in the media.

Here are some more examples of jokes that, according to the authors, can cheer your friends on April 1.

“There are periods in the life of men when they are absolutely indifferent to women. These are the first, second and third periods of hockey. "

“Hello, dear subscriber! We would like to thank you for your loyalty, congratulate you on April Fool's Day and deduct a thousand rubles from your account for the sake of a joke. Your mobile operator ".

“I found out what your horoscope stone is! Judging by your face - a brick. "

Look to the left. Look to the right. Look up. Don't you feel like a fool ?! "

And so on, and so on. And this is not counting the outright obscenity.

So, rather than practice idiotic pranks, it's better to just congratulate your friends on April Fool's Day.

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April Fool's Day wishes:
Happiness, joy, success!
May your dreams come true!
Let there be more warmth!

Let the smiles be more often
May everything in life be sweeter.
Let the sadness go away
Have fun day and night!

***
We'll go a little crazy
Fool around
Let's laugh too
We will make faces for you!

And without this - nothing!
Who is serious is a fool.
Everyone knows: on April Fool's Day
Sadness-sadness is a hindrance!

***
This day is not a sin at all
Carrying laughter everywhere
And play a trick on someone
To cheer your friends!

So laugh together, people.
Let the joke be harmless
So that you smile from ear to ear
Sew the strings at least!

Dima Ivanets was a "spirit" inhibited, dull, but executive. And then he was lucky, I don't know, maybe for the first time in his life, maybe not, but he was lucky. At that moment, he became a star for an hour, seeing THIS on the table of our captain.

In fact, we were not particularly loaded with studies in training, and the phenomenon when our cap dumped poking around with its "swallow" - the green and ushatanny VAZ-2102 was constant and repetitive. Captain Shubenkov generally had two weaknesses, at least we only calculated them, this is his "swallow" and shooting with a slingshot at rats and crows behind the hozblok. And if the second passion we observed occasionally and only in outfits walking around with a machine gun at the post, then we used the passion for the "swallow" very skillfully. As soon as we get tired of studying, after lunch, the young organism simply fell asleep in the classroom for the study of regulations or the antediluvian telegraph apparatus, as any moderately dexterous soldier from our platoon used it. Any question on an automotive topic, such as "what is the pressure in your tires and how does it affect the gas mileage of the car" or "how to adjust the distributor", guaranteed to knock the teacher out of the educational process and especially dexterous could take advantage of this and sleep bent over a mighty telegraph machine ...

On that day, the cap, as usual, was absent from the class, either he was grinding some crap in the RMO, or begging for gasoline from the warrant officer from the fuel and lubricants warehouse. Having given the assignment to study the SA charter, he evaporated from the training, leaving the sergeant of the training platoon to control us. Who periodically entered the classroom between a glass of tea in the storeroom and a cigarette in the toilet. We were not particularly greyhounds because we are dearer to ourselves, sit and sit and either a kemar, or quietly chat with friends. From time to time someone got up and walked around the classroom. So Dima, bored and walking around the office, decided to pose as a captain and sit on his chair. But the playful little hands did not lie quietly and, out of nothing to do, they began to shift a few papers. Dima's cry woke everyone who was asleep.
They shouted at him, "Quiet, blah." But surprise and joy on his face, as well as the whisper "guys come here" made them rise and come closer. In the hands of Dima's brake was just a stunning thing, a distribution sheet for the second platoon of the training company of the communications regiment. By that time, we had served a little more than 3 months and distribution to combat units was not far off. Finding out where fate will throw you was just a pipe dream, almost like eating from the belly and getting enough sleep. Well, I'm talking about a pipe dream.
The platoon buzzed everyone tried to grab the sheet from Ivants' hands, or at least look into it. The lucky ones who saw the place of future service hurried to the map to find the township of Mirny or Tiksi. Someone was glad that he was staying in Moscow, someone scolded the cap and the platoon commander in advance for a place on the shores of the Arctic Ocean. Mexican passions were in full swing ...

The only person who remained completely calm was me. And not at all because we flew with Afgan to love, because back in May last year, the withdrawal of troops began. Just as I expected, I stayed in Moscow.
There was nothing unusual in this, especially if you consider that I wrote the distribution sheet myself yesterday, March 31, inscribing the good guys in good places, and the idiots on the island of Spitsbergen.
And on April 1, 1989, I had only to figure out how to make this document public. I didn’t think long, and taking advantage of the cap’s absence, I left a corner with the names from under the papers on the table sticking out. Then it was only necessary to wait to the best of a curious comrade
(names and surnames in history have been changed)

Happy holiday, you guys, on the first of April. DMB-90
M. Maksimov - Chelyabinsk, G. Kizhas - Shiauliai, A. Batov - Perm, I. Salimgaraev - Osh, A. Ageev-Osa