Funny curse words. Cool obscene phrases and expressions. We take into account the possible consequences

Anyone can face insults from others, and the feelings that manifest themselves at this moment are quite unpleasant.

Of course, it’s easier to answer with bad words, it’s easy and simple. However, this can lead to unpleasant and sometimes dangerous consequences.

Not everyone can respond to an insult with clever words without swearing; this technique should be learned in advance.

There are many phrases with which you can besiege and humiliate a person, and sometimes bring the offender to tears. Here's how to do this, you can find out below from ways of insulting without swearing.

How to humiliate a handsome guy?

Human psychology is designed in such a way that even one impudent word can cause severe offense.

At the same time, it is not at all necessary that it be a swear word; you can humiliate, insult, besiege, put in your place with cultural words. But not everyone can do this.

Often unpleasant situations arise between a girl and a guy - a quarrel, misunderstanding, and sometimes a fight with insults.

In the latter case, it is worth using several techniques to humiliate and insult the offender with clever words, so that he would not raise his hand in the future.

Note! The worst and most unpleasant thing a man can do to a girl or woman is to raise his hand.

In these situations, it’s worth hitting him where it hurts most, and this should be done morally. Guys are greatly offended by phrases using the word “impotent.”

The table shows the qualities that are considered holy for a guy.

If you want to take revenge on the offender, then in correspondence or in words you can use phrases that mention these qualities in a bad light:

How to insult a woman without swearing?

Sometimes women themselves ask for humiliation and insults. At the same time, it is not at all necessary to respond to curses; you can answer harshly and competently without swearing. The phrases will sound offensive and unpleasant, even worse than swear words.

Women are sensitive to criticism of their appearance. It is important to choose the words correctly and beautifully, you don’t need to say directly: you are scary, you are ugly, but they will help you delicately understand this.

For a girl, phrases with a hint of ugly appearance will be offensive and unpleasant:

• When God created women, he decided to save money on you!
• I would offend you, but I’ll just advise you to look in the mirror!
• Your words are the helpless barking of a dirty mongrel!
• Surprisingly, she’s not rich in intelligence and has no face!
• It’s a pity to spit in such a face!

You can take revenge on a woman in another way.

Phrases that mention excessive popularity among men are very offensive:

• There’s nowhere to put a sample on you!
• You have already given all your dignity to other people's men!
• You are the shame of the father and the tears of the mother!
• You are a quality man's bedding!
• Your whole life is serving your master’s sugar!
• No normal guy will even look in your direction!
• All your attractiveness ended 10 men ago!
• To get involved with you is to disgrace yourself!

You can put a woman in her place and morally humiliate her with clever words that can hurt a person as an individual.

The phrases should point out the flaws of the mind, they should make her look like a fool in front of everyone.

Let's consider several suitable options:

• If you were smart, then you would have a decent man!”
• Men don't leave smart women!
• So, I look at you and at first glance it seems that you are a fool! And then you look and it’s true - you’re a fool!

How to send a person away culturally?

Sometimes there are times when you want to politely send away a stranger who is annoying you with his uninteresting and empty conversations.

However, you don’t need to answer sharply right away, this can greatly offend your interlocutor; you can do this in cultural words without swearing.

Important! If you do not want to offend a person, then you can patiently continue to listen to his conversation and delve into every word in order to at least somehow support him.

But this unpleasant situation can be resolved carefully, accurately, without humiliation and insults.

Learn a few simple techniques:

1. During a conversation try asking questions that relate to another topic, so you can take the conversation in another interesting direction.

   If the interlocutor still continues to talk about a topic that does not interest you, ask him questions in a sharper tone, but you should still not turn to aggression.

2. Humor and laughter will be able to give a different twist to the conversation. Use jokes, sarcasm, the whole spectrum of humor, so you can quickly escape from an annoying conversation and end it.
3. During a conversation try to say the same short phrase - “Yeah”, “Really”, “Mmm”, “I see”, Well” and so on.

   Or you can just remain silent. As soon as the interlocutor understands that the conversation does not interest you, he will fall silent and go look for a “new victim.”

Clever curse words

You can easily insult a person with clever words. Phrases may hint at illness, disadvantage, weakness, appearance, status or other important qualities.

They should be used if the offender offended without reason, insulted, or even raised his hand.

Let's look at smart phrases without swearing:

• You're doing the right thing by giggling. They don't laugh with your teeth!
• If you fall under the hot hand, you will fly under the hot foot
• Teeth are not hair; if they fly out, you won’t catch them.
• You remind me of the ocean... You make me just as sick.
• I probably have to look like a sucker to fit in with you.
• There is no need to feel sorry for him, he is not sick, this is his usual appearance.
• Yes, beauty is clearly not your advantage.
• I would send you, but, apparently, you have already been there.
• A positive Rh factor is, apparently, the only “plus” in the list of your advantages.
• It’s okay, I didn’t remember your name either.
• I don’t have the strength to listen to your insanity.
• Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
• As an outsider, what do you think about the human race?
• I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
• At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
• The brain isn't everything. But in your case it’s nothing!
• Be careful not to let your brain get into your head!
• I like you. They say I have disgusting taste, but I love you.
• Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?
• If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
• Don't be upset. Many people have no talent either!
• Don't be offended, but is it your job to spread ignorance?
• Keep talking, someday you will manage to say something smart!

To send the offender away, it is not necessary to use swear words and insults, this can be done with clever words.

Clever phrases and cultured words can cause offense worse than profanity.

They can relate to a person’s appearance, health, status, and wealth. The main thing is to present everything beautifully and correctly so that the offender is silent.

Useful video

Cool insults without swearing. If you don’t know how to respond to an insult, but don’t stoop to the level of the insulter, then this will be very interesting for you!

01. Any similarity between you and a person is purely coincidental!
02. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
03. As an outsider, what do you think about the human race?
04. I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
05. At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
06. The brain isn't everything. But in your case it’s nothing!
07. Be careful not to let your brain get into your head!
08. I like you. They say I have disgusting taste, but I love you.
09. Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?
10. If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
11. Don't be upset. Many people have no talent either!
12. Don't be offended, but is it your job to spread ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
14. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
15. I don’t think so, maybe you have a brain sprain!
16. Fellows like you do not grow on trees, they fluctuate there.
17. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him; he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
18. His mind is like a steel trap that always slams shut when trying to find the answer!
19. You are a man of the earth, it’s bad that you’re not the best part of it.
20. He thought - this is something new.
21. When it finally gets dark, you will definitely look better!
22. Yes, you are just a wonderful comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
23. In the book "Who's Who" you should be searched as What Is This?
24. You are living proof that a person can live without a brain!
25. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know about it.
26. Yes, you are just a template for building an idiot.
27. Why are you here? I thought the zoo closed for the night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
29. Don’t try to find anything in your head, it’s empty.
30. I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
31. Hello! I am human! What do you?
32. I can’t talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but it would be better if you didn’t exist, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
36. I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you a lot!
37. I can’t remember your name and please don’t help me with this!
38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to copy.
39. I know you were born stupid, but why did you relapse?
40. I know that you are self-made. It's good that you admit your guilt!
41. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
42. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
43. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical for you.

Even before the “invention” of swear words, Rus' had a huge layer of vocabulary that was used for swearing. It was in use both among ordinary people (craftsmen, peasants, servants in the chambers of the nobility), and among more educated, even high-ranking persons (interpreters (translators), teachers, boyars, princes). These words were not indecent or taboo vocabulary, so they were freely used in everyday life.

From the animal world

The simplest curses were formed from the names of animals (“cattle”, “worm”, “dog”, “goat”, etc.). If a person used one or more such curses in relation to any person, he equated the latter with a creature of lower development and considered him unworthy of the high title of man. Usually, low moral qualities or insufficient mental development of the person called names were condemned in this way.

Otherworldly forces

Very carefully, but still, words denoting otherworldly forces were used for curses: “witch”, “devil”, “demon”, etc. But they tried not to overuse such words so as not to cause trouble. It was believed that remembering the name of the unclean could attract him to this world, to the person who called him. A woman could be called a “witch” only in their hearts, when they became very angry, when emotions clearly prevailed over caution.

Unique tokens

In addition to the names of animals, the Slavs widely used unique “abusive” vocabulary. For example, such as “ashcheul” (snarler and mocker), “basalai” (rude person, ignorant, rude). These words had a bright emotional connotation for our ancestors, but over the centuries they stopped being used and lost their flavor and meaning. Many of the ancient Slavic curses are completely incomprehensible to modern people. [C-BLOCK]

A very small number of words are still used in different dialects, and their speakers understand perfectly well what they are talking about. For example: “balamoshka” (crazy, stupid, fool), “pentyukh” (a fat, flabby man with a big belly and large buttocks), etc. Other - unique and very colorful - words gradually lost their meaning and were forgotten. It is only thanks to philologists and Russian language researchers that they have now been restored:

Bozhedurie (also: lud, dubotolk, incompetent, nonsensical, dumbfounded, thick-headed, slut) - a fool from God, a fool, an idiot; Balahvost is a man who is after all kinds of women; Bezpelyukha is a clumsy person, and also a slob; Bzyrya - reveler, rake; Boldyr (aka eropka or bunya) is a person with enormous conceit, swaggering and inflated; Vile is a disgusting person, vile; Valandai is a quitter; Squealing Spinner (aka Sverblyuzka) - a young girl who cannot sit still, a fidget; [Vymesok is a moral monster, a degenerate; Knitting Tail is a woman who spreads gossip throughout the area; Gawker - one who stares, is overly curious; Gulnya (aka yonda, volochayka, shlenda, mommy, plekha and bezsoromna baba) is a walking woman, literally a prostitute; Erohvost is the one who doesn’t need bread, but just let him argue on any topic; Erpyl is a short, hasty little man; Zaguzatka - a fat girl (or married woman) with a huge butt; Barrier - the one who squeezes the girls behind the barn, a red tape guy; Zatetekha is a tall and very large woman; Zahukhrya is an unkempt girl or a man who does not take care of his appearance; Kashchei (aka stingy) - a miser, a greedy person; Kolobrod is a slacker; Kolotovka (or kuelda) is a stupid and grumpy woman who, moreover, can raise her hand against an offender; Kiselyai (aka kolupai) is a sluggish, very slow person who is of little use; Loshy - worthless, bad; Lyabzya - idle talker; Mikhryutka is a very clumsy person; Mordophilia is a fool, and also boastful and arrogant; Moskolud is a prankster; Nasupa (aka nasuponya) - an angry person, gloomy; Obduvalo - a person with whom you should not deal, a deceiver; Bummer - rude;

Okoloten - a naughty child/young man, a fool at that; Okhalnik - a prankster who commits all sorts of obscenities, a disgrace; Stove valley (aka pechegnet) - the one who does not get off the stove, i.e. lazy person; An empty talker is a liar or simply a chatterbox; Penya is a woman who carries herself highly, unapproachable, very proud; Raztetyokha is a very fat and clumsy woman; A scraped snout is a man with a shaved beard, which was considered shameful in Rus'; Bitch - literally “carrion”, the last of the last, a worthless little man; Fearman is a terribly ugly person, such that people become afraid of him; Tartyra is the one who likes to take a drink of the bottle and then gets into a drunken row; Corpse is a clumsy, clumsy woman; Tyuryukhailo is a very sloppy, sloppy person; Fofan is a stupid person who is easy to deceive, a simpleton; Khmysten is a thief; Alien eater (or shlynda) - one who lives at someone else's expense, a parasite, a parasite; rogue - a person who is of little use, dissolute.

And this is only part of the offensive and offensive words that the Russian people came up with to denote the low qualities of a person.

In ancient Rus', curses were called “obscene verbs” (meaning: bad words).

Some of them, especially those of foreign origin, have quite a noble pedigree.
Take, for example, the word “idiot.” It comes from the Greek “idios” - peculiar, special. It was this meaning that Dostoevsky put into the title of his famous novel: Prince Myshkin is an “idiot” in the sense that he is an unusual person, an original personality who stands out sharply from the surrounding society. Okhlamon comes from the Greek “ohlos” (crowd), and literally means “ leader of the crowd.” In the Roman Empire, idiots were the name given to low-income citizens who received daily financial assistance from the state - 1 obol (the smallest coin). Many Russian words, which are now classified as obscene, also had a different meaning. Let’s take the now dirty word “infection.” About 250 years ago this was a flattering compliment for a lady. In those days, to say: “What a pest you are!” meant admitting: “What a charm you are, sheer charm!” The poems of poets of the first half of the 18th century are replete with these dear “infections” to the heart. And all because the word “infect” originally meant “to defeat, kill.” In the Novgorod First Chronicle under the year 1117 we read: “One of the clerks was infected by thunder,” i.e. one clerk was killed by lightning. According to the natural flow of thoughts, the word “infection” over time began to mean women’s charms, with which they “infected” (outright killed) men.

The word “ass” in Russian Pravda literally meant “inheritance”, what a person leaves behind (behind) himself. It is known from the chronicle that in 1147 the people of Kiev staged a rebellion and declared: “We don’t want to be in the princes’ asses.” This should be understood not in the sense that, they say, we don’t want to be in the princes’ butt, but: we don’t want to pass from prince to prince, like a thing by inheritance. In other words, the Kiev veche wanted to choose its own princes.

Let’s finish this short excursion with a “freak”, which in ancient Slavic means handsome, one who was born to glory. This old meaning is preserved in Polish and some other languages. Tell the beauties there: “You’re my freak!” - and they will be overwhelmed with pleasure.

The meaning of some:

Cretin.
If we were transported somewhere five or six centuries ago to the mountainous region of the French Alps and addressed the local residents: “Hello, cretins!”, no one would throw you into the abyss for this. Why be offended - in the local dialect the word cretin is quite decent and is translated as ... “Christian” (from the distorted French chretien). That was until they began to notice that among the Alpine cretins there were often mentally retarded people with a characteristic goiter on the neck. Later it turned out that in mountainous areas there is often a lack of iodine in the water, as a result of which the activity of the thyroid gland is disrupted, with all the ensuing consequences. When doctors began to describe this disease, they decided not to invent anything new and used the dialect word “cretin,” which was extremely rarely used. So the Alpine “Christians” became “feeble-minded.”

Blockhead
In Rus', “blockheads” were called stone or wooden pagan idols, as well as the source material or workpiece itself - be it stone or wood (cf. Czech balvan - “block” or Serbo-Croatian “balvan” - “log, timber”). It is believed that the word itself came into Slavic languages ​​from Turkic.

Fool
For a very long time, the word “fool” was not offensive. In documents of the 15th–17th centuries. this word occurs as a name. And these names are not slaves at all, but quite respectable people - “Prince Fyodor Semenovich Fool of Kemsky”, “Prince Ivan Ivanovich the Bearded Fool Zasekin”, “Moscow clerk Fool Mishurin”. Countless “stupid” surnames began from those same times - Durov, Durakov, Durnovo...
But the fact is that the word “fool” was often used as a second non-church name. In the old days, it was popular to give a child a middle name in order to deceive evil spirits - they say, what can you take from a fool?

Loch
This now very popular word, two centuries ago, was in use only among residents of the Russian north and they did not call people, but fish. Many people have probably heard how courageously and persistently the famous salmon goes to its spawning site. Rising against the current, it overcomes even steep rocky rapids. It is clear that having reached and spawned, the fish loses its last strength (as they say, “gets blown off”) and, wounded, is literally carried downstream. And there, naturally, cunning fishermen are waiting for her and take her, as they say, with their bare hands.

Sharomyzhnik
1812 The previously invincible Napoleonic army, exhausted by the cold and partisans, retreated from Russia. The brave “conquerors of Europe” turned into frozen and hungry ragamuffins. Now they did not demand, but humbly asked the Russian peasants for something to eat, addressing them “cher ami” (“dear friend”). The peasants, who are not strong in foreign languages, called the French beggars “sharomishniks.” Apparently, the Russian words “rummaging” and “mykat” also played an important role in these metamorphoses.

Shval
Since peasants were not always able to provide “humanitarian aid” to the former occupiers, they often included horse meat, including dead horse meat, in their diet. In French, horse is cheval (hence, by the way, the well-known word “chevalier” - knight, rider). However, the Russians, who did not see any special chivalry in eating horses, dubbed the pathetic French with the word “trash,” in the sense of “rabble.”

Shantrapa
Not all the French made it to France. The Russian nobles brought many of them into captivity into their service. Of course, they were not suitable for the harvest, but as tutors, teachers and directors of serf theaters they came in handy. They examined those sent to the peasants and, if they did not see any talent in the applicant, they waved their hand and said “Chantra pas” (“not fit for singing”).

Scoundrel
But this word is Polish in origin and simply means “a simple, humble person.” Thus, A. Ostrovsky’s famous play “Simplicity is Enough for Every Wise Man” was performed in Polish theaters under the title “Notes of a Scoundrel.” Accordingly, all non-gentry belonged to the “vile people”.

Rogue
“Rogue”, “rogue” are words that came into our speech from Germany. The German schelmen meant “swindler, deceiver.” Most often, this was the name given to a fraudster posing as another person. In G. Heine’s poem “Shelm von Berger,” this role is played by the Bergen executioner, who came to a social masquerade, pretending to be a noble person. The Duchess with whom he danced caught the deceiver by tearing off his mask.

Mymra
“Mymra” is a Komi-Permyak word and it is translated as “gloomy”. Once in Russian speech, it began to mean, first of all, an uncommunicative homebody (in Dahl’s dictionary it is written: “to die - to sit at home forever”). Gradually, simply an unsociable, boring, gray and gloomy person began to be called “mymra”.

Bastard
“Bastards” is the same thing in Old Russian as “bastards.” Therefore, bastard was originally called all kinds of garbage that was raked into a heap. This meaning (among others) is also preserved by Dahl: “Bastard is everything that has been dragged or dragged into one place: weeds, grass and roots, rubbish dragged by a harrow from arable land.” Over time, this word began to define ANY crowd gathered in one place. And only then they began to refer to all sorts of despicable people - drunks, thieves, tramps and other asocial elements.

Scumbag
Another word that originally existed exclusively in the plural. It couldn’t have been otherwise, since “scum” was the name given to the remains of the liquid remaining at the bottom along with the sediment. And since all sorts of rabble often hung around the taverns and taverns, drinking up the muddy remains of alcohol after other visitors, the word “scum” soon passed on to them. It is also possible that the expression “scum of society” played a significant role here, that is, degraded people who are “at the bottom.”

Bastard
The word “hybrid,” as we know, is non-Russian and entered the popular arsenal quite late. Much later than the hybrids themselves - crosses of different animal species. So people came up with the words “bastard” and “geek” for such crosses. The words did not stay long in the animal sphere and began to be used as a humiliating name for bastards and bastards, that is, a “cross between” nobles and commoners.

Insolent
The words “impudence”, “arrogant” existed for quite a long time in the Russian language in the meaning of “sudden, impetuous, explosive, passionate”. The concept of “brazen death” also existed in Ancient Rus', that is, death was not slow, natural, but sudden, violent. In the 11th century church work “Cheti Menaion” there are the following lines: “The horses raced brazenly”, “I will drown the rivers brazenly” (brazenly, that is, quickly).

Vulgar
“Vulgarity” is an original Russian word, which is rooted in the verb “went”. Until the 17th century, it was used in a more than decent sense and meant everything familiar, traditional, done according to custom, that which HAS BEEN VOLUNTARY from time immemorial. However, at the end of the 17th - beginning of the 18th centuries, Peter’s reforms began, opening a window to Europe and the fight against all the ancient “vulgarities” » customs. The word “vulgar” began to lose respect before our eyes and now increasingly meant “backward,” “hateful,” “uncultured,” “simple.”

Scoundrel
The etymology of “scoundrel” goes back to the word “frozen.” Cold, even for northern peoples, does not evoke any pleasant associations, so a cold, insensitive, indifferent, callous, inhumane... in general, an extremely (to the point of trembling!) unpleasant subject began to be called a “scoundrel.” The word “scum,” by the way, comes from the same place. Just like the now popular “scumbags”.

Scoundrel
The fact that this is a person unfit for something is, in general, understandable. But in the 19th century, when conscription was introduced in Russia, this word was not an insult. This was the name given to people unfit for military service. That is, if you haven’t served in the army, that means you’re a scoundrel!

Schmuck
“Chmarit”, “chmyrit”, according to Dahl, originally meant “to languish”, “to be in need”, “to vegetate”. Gradually, a noun was formed from this verb, defining a pitiful person in a humiliated, oppressed state. In the prison world, prone to all kinds of secret codes, the word “ChMO” began to be seen as an abbreviation for the definition of “Moral Degenerate Person,” which, however, is completely not far from its original meaning.

Redneck
There is a theory that at first those who drank greedily and choked were called “rednecks.” One way or another, the first reliably known meaning of this word is “greedy, stingy.” And even now the expression “Don’t be mean!” means "Don't be greedy!"

Loving a person who doesn't give a damn about me is my style, yeah...

There are a lot of good people in the world, but I always communicate with fucked-up people, it’s more interesting with them

And in a white dress and veil I walk to the altar with flowers and my father shouts after me Anton, fucking don’t disgrace your family!

Who said that hatred needs a justified reason? No such thing.

If a cat flies with its ass forward over the fence, it means it stole something from the table.

Even a billion hearts under your ava will not correct the shortcomings of nature on your ****

Briefly about myself - I have no brains and I fuck a lot

At home they say: “Leave your nerves at work!”, At work: “Leave your nerves at home!” Fuck, where should I leave my nerves?

I respect the ocean. He takes lives and he doesn't give a fuck.

They say that when you give a damn about a person, he begins to understand what he has lost. So let the fucker rule the world. Everyone will be happy.

A hedgehog came out of the fog, ran out of marijuana, suddenly found hemp, and entered the fog again!

And again I step into the bottomless heights, with a huge poster... “Everything is fucked up.”