Impromptu table tales based on roles for a cheerful company: for the birthday of a woman and a man. New Year's table role-playing tales - impromptu

If you want to congratulate the hero of the day in a non-standard and fun way, then a funny fairy tale scenario for adults will come to your aid. It will not require any active actions on the part of the guests; the participants will just have to pronounce their duty phrase on time. Of course, funny scenes fairy tales for adults are held in honor of the hero of the occasion. Therefore, they require his direct participation. Let us give an example of such a poetic work.

Distribution of roles

Leading festive event, who will read the script of a fairy tale for adults, assigns certain roles to the guests. In accordance with them, participants put pre-prepared hats on their heads (they will need to cut out images of animals and stick them on a headband made of paper). Each role is assigned a specific statement.

Phrases for characters:

· Bear (celebrant of the day): “Friends, thank you for coming!”

· Fox: “Here you go!”

· Hare: “We’re sitting so well, friends!”

· Hedgehog: “Well, it’s such a party!”

· Boar: “Will you treat me to a cigarette?”

Addition

During the reading of the congratulations, all characters (except for the hero of the occasion) will shout “Happy Birthday” in unison, which they should be warned about in advance. Guests must listen carefully to the host so as not to miss their cues. This unusual and funny fairy tale scenario for adults can be included in any program dedicated to an “adult” birthday.

Text

Once upon a time at the edge of the forest

The beast all gathered in the hut,

To celebrate a birthday together

And congratulations to the birthday bear.

The animals sat down at the table,

Talk about this and that.

And all in one moment

Suddenly they shouted “Happy Birthday!”

Lisa is already a little drunk,

She said in surprise, “Here you go!”

And the bunny is a gray coward

He looked timidly from under the table

And he spoke openly, without hiding:

“We’re having such a great time, friends!”

Only the hedgehog was not in the mood.

He, seeing the general confusion,

Imposingly lounging on the sofa

And he said loudly, “Well, it’s a so-so party.”

But the animals are upon him

didn't pay attention

And again in chorus

"Happy Birthday!" shouted.

And the bear is the hero of the day,

Opening your arms,

He whispered embarrassedly:

The fox, pouring wine for the target,

Suddenly she sharply shouted: “Here you go!”

Here the little bunny, noticeably emboldened,

He said, as if in a chant:

“We’re having such a great time, friends!”

The pig agreed with him.

And her husband is a wild boar

He was already pretty drunk.

He approached everyone with a question:

“Will you treat me to a cigarette?”

Only the hedgehog was lying on the sofa

And he quietly repeated: “Well, it’s a so-so party.”

But, being away from the holiday

under the impression

All the guests hummed again:

"Happy Birthday!"

Suddenly the bear is the hero of the day,

Having cast aside all my doubts,

Confidently said:

“Friends, thank you for coming.”

Here the animals are all having fun,

Apparently they were already full and drunk.

Everyone started dancing together

And invite the birthday boy to dance.

Fox from fatigue

A little pale

While dancing

She often repeated: “Here you go!”

Well, the boar jumped to the ceiling,

He tap-danced with his hooves,

And again he pestered everyone with the question:

“Will you treat me to a cigarette?”

And the whole hedgehog

From cigarette smoke in the fog

He muttered under his breath:

“Well, so-so party.”

But all the forest dwellers are happy.

Everyone drinks, dances - they have fun.

And endlessly scream to themselves in surprise

To the anniversary bear: “Happy birthday!”

Conclusion

In this scenario of a fairy tale for adults, you can involve all the guests present at the celebration. Let them, together with the characters, shout “Happy Birthday!” Such a collective congratulation will certainly please the hero of the occasion. Similar funny tales/ skits for adults are especially popular mainly due to their originality and originality.

It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the manager or the hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Repka take part. The presenter distributes roles. The game is suitable for both children and adult company. You can choose the characters' replicas - which ones you like best. or come up with your own.

Be careful!
1st player will turnip When the leader says the word "turnip", the player must say "Both-on" or “Both, that’s what I am...”

2nd player will grandfather When the leader says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or “I would kill him, damn it”

3rd player will grandma. When the leader says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years old?

The 4th player will be granddaughter. When the leader says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready"

The 5th player will be bug. When the leader says the word "Bug", the player must say "Woof-woof" or “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job.”

The 6th player will be cat. When the leader says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow-meow" or “Get the dog off the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!”

The 7th player will be mouse. When the leader says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee-pee" or “Okay, okay, you’ll be gored by a mosquito!”

The game begins, the presenter tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.

Leading: Dear viewers! Fairy tale on new way would you like to see it?

Surprisingly familiar, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.

(Grandfather appears).
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: and grandfather planted a turnip.
(Turnip emerges)
Turnip: Both on! That's what I am!
Leading: Our turnip has grown big and big!
(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather:(leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather called Grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Grandma(emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Leading: grandma came...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for grandpa...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Granddaughter!
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: Didn't you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: took on Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... the Granddaughter is calling...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Leading: Bug!
Bug: Damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: Bug came running...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...
Leading: I took on my Granddaughter...
Granddaughter:: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for Turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading:: Cat!
Cat: Remove the dog from the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: the cat came running and grabbed onto the Bug...
Bug:
Leading:: The bug squealed...
Bug:(squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!
Leading: took on my granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: granddaughter - for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma - for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather - for the turnip...
turnip: Both on!
Leading:: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with a wide step...
Mouse: Everything is okay, will the Mosquito gore you?
Leading: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: How he screams with indignation...Mouse...Mouse: Everything is okay, will a mosquito gore you?
Leading: grabbed the Cat, Cat...
Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat grabbed onto the Bug again...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: The bug grabbed onto her granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter flies to grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma broke into Dedka...
Grandfather: E-may, I would kill!
Leading: Then the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all accounts, this is not an ordinary mouse!
Mouse: It's okay, are you gored by a mosquito?
Turnip: Either way, that's what I am...
(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)

You can come up with a fine as a punishment for those who go astray, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults).

The fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way

Second fairy tale the more difficult it is, that in addition to words, each actor needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse.

Roles and their description:
turnip- at every mention of her, he raises his hands above his head in a ring and says: "Both on".
Grandfather- rubs his hands and says: "So-so".
Grandma- waves his fist at grandfather and says: "I would kill".
Granddaughter- He rests his hands on his sides and says in a languid voice: "I'm ready".
Bug- wags his tail - "Bow-wow".
Cat- licks himself with his tongue - “Pssh-meow.”
Mouse- hides his ears, covering them with his palms - “Pee-pee-scat.”
Sun— stands on a chair and looks, and as the story progresses he moves to the other side of the “stage.”

Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.

If you wish, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the image to the right size— depending on who the masks are needed for (children or adults).

Roles:

GUESTS (employees) - Happy New Year!

FATHER FROST -Why don't you drink?!

NEW YEAR -Well, you give!

SNOW MAIDEN -Both on!

TWO BABA-YAGS (two frisky grannies) - Well, nevermind!

WAITRESS -Where are the empty plates?

GOBBLE -Well, good luck!

Leading:

On New Year's Eve

The people have a tradition of celebrating

The people care about the crisis and adversity

The happy ones shout loudly: Happy New Year!

And here he sits in front of us New Year.

It was as if he had just been born.

He looks at his employees: his uncles and aunts,

And he wonders out loud: ...Well, you give!

And with employees everyone dressed fashionably,

They shout loudly for joy: ...Happy New Year!

I rushed to congratulate, poking my nose everywhere,

Tired of matinees, anyone? Father Frost!

He repeats barely coherently: ...Why don't you drink?

In reply New Year: … Well, you give!

And what’s outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,

But All they still shout...Happy New Year!

I got up here Snow Maiden, highly moral,

And her appearance is very sexy.

Apparently she won’t go home alone,

Having warmed up from the road, he repeats: ...Both on!

A Grandfather, as much as he sniffles:... Why don't you drink?

In reply New Year: … Well, you give!

A employees again, without hesitation and immediately,

They shout louder and louder: ...Happy New Year!

And again Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,

He savors it, admiring himself: ...Both on!

Father Frost everything groans: ...Why don't you drink?

Behind him New Year: … Well, you give!

Two frisky grannies, two Baba Yaga,

It’s as if we got off on the right foot,

They coo over a drink without harming themselves,

And they are outraged out loud: ...Well, nevermind!

Snow Maiden full of passion, desire,

With temptation and languidly he repeats: ...Both on!

Father Frost screams:...Why don't you drink?

And then New Year: … Well, you give!

Everything is going its way, going its own way,

AND guests everyone is shouting again:...Happy New Year!

A separate fragment, but bright and brief

Contributed Waitress.

She threw arrows over the food,

Asked: ...Where are the empty plates?

Yaguski, forgetting about everything back home,

They sit and are indignant: ...Well, nevermind!

Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,

Laughs, whispering with delight: ...Both on!

A Father Frost everyone screams:...Why don't you drink?

Behind him New Year: … Well, you give!

AND guests feeling freedom of thoughts

They chant together again: ...Happy New Year!

Here Goblin almost crying with joy,

He gets up with the words: ...Well, good luck!

Waitress, having sipped the burners,

Asked: ...Where are the empty plates?

Grandmothers, one more sausage,

The couple shouts:... Well, nevermind!

Snow Maiden I also took a sip of wine,

And again she exclaimed out loud: ...Both on!

And drinks Father Frost,

Screaming at the top of his lungs: ...Why don't you drink?

And drinks New Year: … Well, you give!

And the glasses seem to be filled with honey,

And they drink All to the bottom and shout: ...Happy New Year!

AND Goblin, he’s been jumping around with a glass for a long time,

He called with inspiration: ...Well, good luck!

And at the end I suggest you drink to good luck!!! After all, without good luck, the new year is not new!!!

Merry New Year's fairy tale "Well, you give!" Corporate option.

The main text is read by the presenter. The characters are selected from the audience, they are given costume elements for their roles, as well as a card with a line that they will say. After the presenter’s words: “swapped roles,” the actors’ cards need to be changed in accordance with the further text.
The idea was seen at a wedding, the author completely reworked, changed and supplemented.

Roles - replicas:

EMPLOYEES - "Happy New Year!"

GENE. DIRECTOR - “Well, you give it!”

CLEANING WOMAN - “Well, why don’t you drink?”

CHIEF ACCOUNTANT — “The banquet is so-so!”

SECRETARY - “Men, where are you?”

FATHER FROST - "Happy New Year!"

TREE - : “I can’t stand!”

Let's be friends, let's all be together
Let us congratulate each other not in prose, not in song,
And such a simple poem.
A funny, very small performance.

Let's imagine that in a certain company
We sat down to celebrate the holiday corporately.
EMPLOYEES V in full force appeared
Everyone dressed up and put on perfume.
Champagne with a sandwich,
They shout very unanimously: "Happy New Year!"

But it sparkles with long-awaited happiness
GENE. DIRECTOR sits, having fun from the heart,
Monitors whether you drink well - chew,
And he admires out loud: “Well, you give it!”
EMPLOYEES again, having eaten a sandwich,
They shout in unison: "Happy New Year!"

I even came to greet all my colleagues
Drinker CLEANER GLASHA.
It makes a barely coherent noise: “Well, why don’t you drink?”
Behind her is GEN. DIRECTOR : “Well, there you go!”
EMPLOYEES again, having eaten a sandwich,
They shout in unison: "Happy New Year!"

And here it is CHIEF ACCOUNTANT- knows life without embellishment,
He doesn’t know if the balance will be right tomorrow.
Wherever you look - waste is everywhere
She grumbles gloomily: “The banquet is so-so!”
Drinks alcohol AUNT GLASHA: “Well, why don’t you drink?”
For her GENE. DIRECTOR: “Well, there you go!”
EMPLOYEES again, having eaten a sandwich,
They shout in unison: "Happy New Year!"

And here SECRETARY, full of forebodings,
Red took a sip of wine,
Coos playfully: “Men, where are you?”
She echoes ACCOUNTANT: “The banquet is so-so!”
Aunt drinks alcohol GLASH: “Well, why don’t you drink?”
Behind her is the gene. DIRECTOR:“Well, there you go!”
EMPLOYEES again, having eaten a sandwich,
They shout in unison: "Happy New Year!"

And here FATHER FROST- he does not sow, does not plow,
He's been singing and dancing all evening today.
He raises his glass as he walks
And says: "Happy New Year!"
insists SECRETARY: “Men, where are you?”
She echoes ACCOUNTANT: “The banquet is so-so!”
Aunt drinks alcohol GLASH: “Well, why don’t you drink?”
Behind her is the gene. DIRECTOR: “Well, there you go!”
EMPLOYEES again, having eaten a sandwich,
They shout in unison: "Happy New Year!"

So the holiday goes on, everyone is making noise incessantly,
And then everyone's eyes turned to TREE.
She stood in the corner covered in lights
And she shouted like this: “I can’t stand!”
Before this, everything was quiet - we were walking peacefully,
But then the guests all switched roles. (players change cards)
Gen. drinks alcohol. DIRECTOR: “Well, why don’t you drink?”
In response, aunt GLASH: “Well, you give it!”
SECRETARY cried: “The banquet is so-so!”
CHIEF ACCOUNTANT perked up: “Men, where are you?”
Snick Santa Claus: “I can’t stand!”
A CHRISTMAS TREE wishes: "Happy New Year!"
Frozen EMPLOYEES everything with a sandwich,
But they shouted together again: "Happy New Year!"

Every person in our country knows the fairy tale turnip. Yes, my grandfather grew wonderful vegetables. Or what is it...a berry? Not the point. The main thing is that we have the first fairy tale for you and your friends on this occasion.

The tale will be told impromptu. The presenter reads the text, and when the actor’s name is mentioned in the text, he pronounces his phrase.

Everything is clear and easy. Let's watch.

— turnip (words: tired of waiting)

- grandfather (words: oh, where are my 17 years)

- grandma (words: my pancakes are the most delicious)

— granddaughter (words: I love to dance)

- bug (words: better like this than homeless)

— cat Masha (words: mur, I like it)

- mouse (words: I'm in a hole)

Once upon a time there was a grandfather ( oh, where are my 17 years old) and grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious). And they had a granddaughter ( I love to dance). The granddaughter had a bug dog ( better than being homeless), cat Masha ( Moore, I like it), and there lived a mouse in the underground ( I'm in a hole). And my grandfather also had it ( oh, where are my 17 years old) his garden, where he planted vegetables. And he was especially proud of his turnips ( tired of waiting). Autumn came, and it was time to pull out the turnips ( tired of waiting).

Grandfather went ( oh, where are my 17 years old) pull out a turnip ( tired of waiting). He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull out! Grandfather called ( oh, where are my 17 years old) grandma ( my pancakes are the most delicious). They began to pull together: the grandmother ( my pancakes are the most delicious) for grandfather ( oh, where are my 17 years old), and grandfather ( oh, where are my 17 years old) for a turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull, they pull, but they can’t pull it out!

Then they decided to ask their granddaughter ( I love to dance) to help them. Granddaughter quit her job ( I love to dance), and came to help. The three of them began to turnip ( tired of waiting) drag. They pull and pull, but she still doesn’t come early.

Bug was sleeping in the barn ( better than being homeless). Her grandfather whistled ( oh, where are my 17 years old). And the four of them began to take out the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but still cannot pull it out.

The granddaughter remembered ( I love to dance) about my cat ( Moore, I like it) and called her for help. The five of them began to pull the turnip ( tired of waiting). They pull and pull, but she doesn’t climb!

Well, apparently we’ll have to leave the turnip like that ( tired of waiting) in the ground - said the upset grandfather ( oh, where are my 17 years old). But then a mouse came running ( I'm in a hole) and said she could help. One and a mouse ( I'm in a hole) dived underground. How can a turnip bite ( tired of waiting) that she herself jumped out of the ground!

Grandfather is happy ( oh, where are my 17 years old), grandma smiles ( my pancakes are the most delicious), granddaughter dancing ( I love to dance), bug ( better than being homeless) ran around Mashka ( Moore, I like it), and the mouse ( I'm in a hole) you heard yourself where she is. Everyone is happy and having fun, because finally they will eat this delicious turnip ( tired of waiting)!

The next tale-remake is the Teremok. Here the actors need to be given words. So that they can learn them. Since the words are in verse, they learn easily. See:

The next tale is called Three Sisters. She is not very popular and not everyone will remember her. But showing it at a party or just in the company of friends is a pleasure. Let's look:

Remember the fairy tale about the three little pigs? Now you can spend your evenings listening to this fairy tale and laugh and have fun.

This musical fairy tale, and here it all depends on the actors themselves, who must play and show all the actions that are mentioned in fairy tales.

To listen to the story and download it, follow the links below:

Fairy tales-alterations for drunk company by role
Fairy tales-remakes for a drunken company based on roles. New fairy tales How to have a good time sitting with friends, drinking beer and discussing last news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring for you too.

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Funny fairy tale scene "Turnip".

This type of entertainment is like playing funny stories skits at birthday parties and corporate events appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity. Moreover, everyone wants to participate, especially if there are elements of dressing up.

Professional presenters and toastmasters are best prepared in this regard. They always have a certain set of things for transformation: wigs, cool glasses, suits, skirts, funny ties, balls, sabers, weapons, musical instruments, masks, etc.

But you can also play funny fairy tales and skits at home. Firstly, you can also find something suitable for dressing up, and secondly, the main thing is internal transformation, the opportunity to improvise, use your sense of humor and just fool around.

That's why funny, cool fairy tales and skits go "Hurray!" in a close, friendly company, among friends and relatives when celebrating a birthday, holiday at home, at a corporate event.

We invite you to act out the famous fairy tale scene “About a turnip” and make it funny and cool. My recommendations for organizing this type of entertainment:

1. The main thing is to correctly distribute the roles between the guests, taking into account their acting abilities
2. If possible, dress the actors in the appropriate costume or add some attribute of clothing so that it is clear who it is?
3. Cosmetics or makeup can be used extensively
4. It is better that everyone has the text on a piece of paper or piece of paper
5. The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping at the place where the participants must say their line.
6. That is, every time you mention the role played by the guests in a fairy tale scene, you need to say your own words or phrase. Naturally, you need to do this not just like that, but artistically and funny.

Here is the actual text for the fairy tale scene:

— Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.

— Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.

— A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.

— Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull.

— A mouse for a cat. Cat for Bug. A bug for my granddaughter. Granddaughter for grandmother. Grandma for grandfather. Grandfather for the turnip. They pulled and pulled and pulled out the turnip.

Guests say the following phrases when their role in the fairy tale is mentioned:

turnip- Man, put your hands away, I’m not even 18 yet!

Dedka- I’ve become old, my health is not the same!

Grandma- IN Lately Grandfather does not satisfy me! (preferable)

Granddaughter- Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!

Cat– Remove the dog from the site, I’m allergic!

Mouse- Guys, maybe a shot glass?

These fairy tales funny scenes will take their rightful place in your collection of entertainment for adults at home, for corporate events.

Among other things, there are other options for performing this fairy tale scene. They will appear on this site in the near future.

Fairy tale scenario for a corporate party with jokes
This type of entertainment, like playing funny fairy tales and scenes at a birthday party or corporate party, appeared relatively recently and immediately gained popularity.

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Fairy tales in a new way for corporate events and good mood

Corporate culture is an important environmental factor in any company. If the organization has correctly formed principles corporate culture, people work with full dedication, and the company achieves its goals faster. Joint corporate events- another way to strengthen the friendly atmosphere and establish warm relationships in the team.

There are many reasons for such events: calendar celebrations, company anniversaries, completion of important projects, employee birthdays. Professional hosts, pop artists, singers, and dance groups are invited to host the celebrations.

Such performances do not require serious preparation; on the contrary, impromptu, improvisation is the most valuable thing in such productions. Costumes and scenery are selected in a stylized manner. Roles can be distributed according to the nature of the characters, but it can also be done by drawing lots. No rehearsals are needed. Success largely depends on the leader. Reading a fairy tale, arranging pauses and accents, he helps the artists.

There are several types of such fairy tales - shapeshifters. A fairy tale based on pantomime does not involve memorizing texts. Each actor, getting used to his role (often an inanimate character), tries to illustrate the presenter’s story with gestures and body movements. Costumes and decorations are optional. Scenarios for fairy tales in a new way for corporate events can be found on the Internet, or you can come up with them yourself.

Pantomime fairy tale for a corporate party

• Characters:
• Leading;
• King and Queen;
• Prince and Princess;
• two Horses;
• Oak and Puddle;
• Breeze and Crow;
• two Frogs;
• Snake robber.

Act one

Presenter (V.): The curtain opens!

(Curtain runs across the stage, imitating the opening of curtains).

V.: In front of us is a snow-covered clearing, and on it is a mighty, spreading and slightly brooding Oak tree.

(Oak appears, swinging its mighty branch arms).

V.: A young, imposing and slightly pensive Crow sat comfortably on its strong branches.

(The Crow appears and, cawing, “sits” on the Oak).

V.: At the roots of a mighty oak tree there is a wide, deep, ice-covered Puddle.

(If conditions do not allow Puddle to lie down, you can put a chair for her).

V.: in Puddle, two cheerful green Frogs croaked freely.

(Two Frogs jump out and, croaking, sit down on different sides of the puddle; the Crow continues to croak, and the Oak continues to sway).

V: You can hear thunder in the distance.

(Thunder appears, making loud sounds, shouting: “Fuck-cracker!”).

V: The curtain is closing!

(The curtain walks across the stage with arms raised, simulating curtains closing.)

Act two

V.: The curtain opens! (The curtain returns to its place, repeating its movements only backwards).

V.: In a snowy clearing, on the branches of a mighty spreading Oak tree, a pretty Crow sits, cawing at the top of her lungs. At the foot of the oak tree a full-flowing Puddle spread out, on which two croaking frogs perched.

(Participants repeat their movements, synchronously accompanying the text).

V.: A fresh breeze blew, tickled the crow’s feathers, refreshed the wet paws of the frogs.

(The breeze lifts the hair on the Crow's head and waves his hands at the Frogs).

V.: Appears beautiful princess. She carefreely jumps around the clearing and catches snowflakes.

(The princess duplicates the text with appropriate movements).

V.: Suddenly, somewhere nearby, Horse No. 1 neighed. Prince Charming rode out into the clearing, riding a young stallion.

Fairy tale script for a corporate party by role "Lykomorye"

• turnip
• Lukomorye
• 12 months
• flying ship
• Morozko
• At the behest of the pike
• Teremok
• The Bremen Town Musicians

Fairy tale script for a corporate party by role

Who else should we congratulate?

Where it’s always fun, believe me.

But to shorten our path,

Don't go around the big sea,

Let's go with you across the Lykomorie.

We can’t live without dramas

We cannot live without miracles.

(looking around) Where did Santa Claus disappear to?

Cat - I am a scientist cat in Lykomorye,

I walk everywhere, not knowing grief;

To the right - I'll tell you a joke.

The Snow Maiden appears. Pugacheva's song "Think of Something" is playing. Addresses the Cat.

It's New Year's Eve.

You can do anything, you are the smartest

You can help me.

Here is misfortune, as luck would have it:

Santa Claus was suddenly snatched away;

What would a holiday be without him?

Well, how can I solve this problem here?

Snow Maiden- Think of something, think of something,

Think of something to bring Grandfather back to me.

Sweet and beautiful.

Drag into a pond.

Let's purr with you,

It's good for the two of us.

Is it really so difficult for you?

Cat (waves it off)- Well, go see the good fellows.

And you should dance sirtaki.

It’s as if it’s clockwork from behind,

Like the Energizer in a unit.

Go straight from us to the swamp,

If you dare to go there.

And you will answer us for sritaki!

How the swamp sucked us in.

(addresses Kikimora) And you, Kikimora, so often

You look unhappy for some reason.

But there is no more patience.

Oh, who did I give it to?

So many of the best years.

Others have husbands like people;

Just give them a hint

And immediately there will be a renewal...

Water (looks at Kikimora in surprise and wants to object to her)

Kikimora- Let me tell you, don’t interrupt!

Today I am like iron.

It's just no use.

Water- I told you yesterday from the mud

I got a cool fur coat,

Leatherette boots

I searched for eight whole days.

I get everything you dream of

Just call out right away.

You won't let me go

Hunt for game.

Today I am like iron.

Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me,

It's just no use.

So there are only one frogs.

And tell the truth something

They are very small.

Cleaning them is just one thing -

I have only one problem.

Wow hunting;

I would shoot a wild boar.

Today I am like iron.

Don't interrupt me, don't interrupt me,

It's just no use.

Swamp, mud, H2O.

Where to go? Where to run,

To find Santa Claus?

Snow Maiden- Really bucks? How many?

I hope it's a little?

Granny hedgehog 1- He captured Santa Claus,

He was imprisoned.

Granny hedgehog 2- Just Bin Laden.

Granny hedgehog 1“Not long ago he went to the bank here;

Granny hedgehog 2- What did you find there?

Granny hedgehog 1- With all his wealth he

I bought two bills there.

I was lying so badly.

I already have it (takes the bill out of his pocket)

Granny hedgehog 1- Yeah, that's how things are

Granny hedgehog 2- What should we do with him?

2 Granny hedgehog - The weather is probably getting worse,

And I'm burning all over because of the heat. (Puts palm to forehead)

1 Granny hedgehog - Let's call the vet.

We want to be healed urgently

And hurry up, we are suffering so much!

Vet- Don't worry, we're leaving.

Snow Maiden (addresses hedgehog grandmothers)- Your appearance is not very important,

It's as if everything hurts you,

You are just old disabled women.

This is the elixir that makes you look young. (takes out a bottle of vodka, on which

written "Elixir of Youth")

You take the elixir for yourself,

In exchange, you give me a bill of exchange.

Come to us again.

Oh, what nerves, I was very unlucky.

I'm disappearing, damn, how I'm disappearing.

I need to remember exactly who I was with yesterday and where.

I’m lost, (where’s the bill?) I’m lost.

The Snow Maiden comes out. Koschey doesn’t see her yet.

Koschey- For him, for him, I will give and lose everything.

Koschey- Nothing, nothing, I don’t understand anything.

Snow Maiden- Without him, without him, your fate is different.

So why the hell are you a villain?

Santa Claus was able to capture

Should he be imprisoned?

Santa Claus is here such did:

It's about forty cold here during the day,

Well, we live just like the Chukchi;

Created eternal ice;

My bank account was frozen.

(addresses the Snow Maiden) Just find my bill of exchange

And leave with Santa Claus

Wherever you want, and quickly,

Perhaps it will be warmer here? (Br-r)

puts her on the floor)

Look carefully, student.

Oh, little bird, look quickly! (points to the sky,

Koschey looks up. At this time, the Snow Maiden puts a bill of exchange under her hat.

Koschey naturally doesn’t see this. Then she looks at the hat, Snow Maiden

makes passes, raises his hat, there is a bill there)

Isn't this the bill, Koschey?

Yes, you are the Snow Maiden, Kio!

You are just an ice rose;

(solemnly announces) And here comes Santa Claus!

Atas! The boys are dancing

The girls are dancing, atas!”

But this is not the end of the tale; —

(looks into the hall) - The Old Year is coming to an end,

All the honest people gathered.

Yes, this is simply amazing;

Then it's time to sing a song.

We know very precisely

What do we need to drink urgently?

Smile at least casually.

Before we come down to you,

This Christmas tree is for us.

The corporate fairy tale script based on roles presupposes the presence of an organizer-director - a director who will distribute them and monitor the preparation of employees for the holiday. You can make your own costumes and props, or go to your local theater and rent them if you need new year party budget is allocated.

Scenario of a fairy tale for a corporate event based on the roles of “Lykomorye”
On the eve of the New Year, fairy tale scenarios are very popular for organizing company holidays. In this case, the new corporate spirit is 100% guaranteed.

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A fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year of the Dog 2018

Generally accepted and very misconception is that fairy tales should be exclusively the way we remember them from the sweet stories of mothers and grandmothers. But time is running, and progress does not stand still. The generation of the 21st century is very different from the people of that period when everyone’s favorite stories about Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and the Singing Guitars, the Nutcracker and the 12 Months were written. Today, young people, gathering at cheerful New Year's corporate parties, compose and play out old fairy tales in a funny way in a new way. For example: “Chicken Ryaba” with a progressive grandmother and a walking grandfather, “Turnip” with a full set of colorful characters, “ New Year's story"with Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Snowman, Baba Yaga and Leshy. In addition to traditional options, you can use modern fairy tales, combining the most incompatible griefs. Usually their plot is composed of elements of several works and is filled with jokes, funny remarks, gestures, etc.

What funny fairy tales can be told at a New Year's corporate party?

Adult fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year 2018. Dogs are represented on entertainment Internet sites by dozens and even hundreds interesting options. Experienced presenters will always be able to quickly find and play out the most suitable scenario. But you can refuse the services of a professional and try to unite the work team before the holiday. Invite employees to take part in compiling the plot and text New Year's fairy tale, as well as subsequent participation in it. By turning on your vivid imagination, you can all think about:

1. The name of the future fairy tale;
2. Storyline;
3. Place of action;
4. A sufficient number of active characters;
5. Jokes and gags for everyone;
6. Positive ending;

Meanwhile, a fairy tale can be written in prose or poetic form, with little or big amount characters, with or without music. To create a script in a new way, you will have to fill the text with youth expressions, words from the professional jargon of the team, quotes from new fashionable films or cartoons. Using these techniques, every potential author will be able to give the plot modern look even with classic character selection.

Fairy tale "Kolobok" for a corporate party for the New Year by roles

Everyone famous fairy tale in a new way "Kolobok" in roles - perfect option for a corporate party for the New Year. The presenter can always go on stage and read out a funny adaptation with a cool plot and an unexpected ending. But sitting and listening is not what young people are used to doing. labor collectives at holiday parties. Therefore, it recommends distributing roles among employees in advance, thoroughly rehearsing a funny theatrical production and showing it in roles in New Year's Eve. Of course, management and other colleagues should not advertise the future surprise; let it become a pleasant surprise for the audience in the hall.

We have placed the text of the fairy tale “Kolobok” for a corporate party for the New Year in roles for you in the next section.

Text adult fairy tales"Kolobok" in roles for New Year's corporate party

Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother. We slept next to each other - for order. Grandfather had long forgotten how much he loved his grandmother. Their relationship actually developed platonically. Well, that’s not what the fairy tale is about—it’s about how a miracle happened to them last summer. However, I won’t run ahead. I'll tell you everything in order - I wrote it down in a notebook.

They lived modestly - without income. We ate radishes and drank kvass. Here’s a simple dinner every day: every time. It is on this sad note that I will begin my story.

Once it “found” the old man: “There was definitely unaccounted for flour somewhere in the house.” He looks sternly at the grandmother, who quietly looks away.

- Yes, there is a little flour. Yes, it’s not about your honor. You couldn’t touch her with your unwashed face. I was going to bake pies for my name day.

- What kind of vile snake have I warmed up in my house? Or don't you know me? Well, quickly come here so that there will be food on the table within half an hour. Maybe you don't understand? I'm going to kill someone now! I’ll explain in English: veri hangri – you want to eat.

“I’ll do everything this very hour.” Drink the kvass while you're at it. I’ll bake a kolobok for such a fool. There are no teeth anyway - at least you can lick this ball.

- That's okay, that's wonderful. So at once. What are those difficult? Is it difficult for you to understand me? Do you think it’s okay for me to threaten with brute force? Just know this, my darling. In my priorities, you are right behind the stomach. Even if you hit the wall with your forehead, do you understand who is in charge?

The grandmother sighed sadly, waved her hand at him, placing the other on the crook of his hand. It turned out to be a bad gesture. She kneaded the dough in silence and heated it in the oven. And having rolled that dough into a ball, right into its ardor and heat, she brought it to the handle and closed the oven with the damper. That's how things are.

The old man was glad to see the bun, opening both nostrils and inhaling the aroma.

- Did you, old woman, follow every point in the recipe? Don't I want to get poisoned by consuming a baked goods product alone?

- Eat, killer whale, dear. If anything happens, potassium permanganate is at hand. Don't worry - we'll pump it out. Do not have time? Let's bury it! Why has your face changed? Vasya, you should pray.

- Okay, stop listening to nonsense - time is up, it's time to eat.

The grandfather takes the fork with his hand and starts poking the ball, which screams in horror:

- Help, guard. My grandfather pierced my side with a fork. What kind of mother is this? You have broken the seal - I will leak in the rain.

- Who are you... Whose are you, child?

- Yours, my dears. Yours on the outside, yours on the inside. After all, I was molded from your dough. I know everything.

- A miracle, a miracle happened. The child was born without love. Last year's torment gave us a son. Grandma, urgently flush all the leftovers into the toilet, without looking back. Enough to create poverty - we already have a hard time living. The baker's son jumped right out of the oven. I will live with you: I am your son - I ask you to love me. One is enough for us - even though the ball is not rolling.

- I apologize, interrupting your moments of joy, I want to tell you firmly: I will file for alimony. I foresee complications, since I just started life and received such rudeness.

-Are you a round brother? And roll. Get out of here. Forget about us completely. Here is my father’s order: “Get out of here, this very hour.” It's a pity for the bread, there is no word. But I'm not a cannibal. I can’t lift a fork on my birthmark. Even if you cut me from the sides, I cannot eat my sons. But if you can’t see it, go away. Roll around the world.

Kolobok, with a long sigh, said quietly:

- It doesn’t matter. If you really think about it, how can I continue to live with you? My browned side will become across my throat. And one day in the spring, due to my edible essence, I risk ending up in the form of croutons on the table. Don't be bored without me. I won't come back - just know that.

The bun rolled to the floor, quietly muttering obscenities. His soft sides were slightly mangled. Accelerating across the floor, he jumped and adju. Behind the fence, where there is grass, his words were heard:

- The greed of the fraer will destroy him. I left - fate will judge.

Cool fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” for a corporate party for the New Year 2018: script

We bring to your attention another cool fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” in a new way with a script for the New Year’s corporate party 2018. And also, a few recommendations for its preparation and implementation:

• First of all, participants are assigned to the roles: Grandmother, Grandfather, Mouse, Wolf;
• The presenter prints out the text of the fairy tale in advance for himself, and key phrases for each participant:

Grandfather: Well, just think, I can do no good without eggs.

Wolf: Oh, what passions there are here, this seems to be my happiness.

• Actors for a fairy tale are dressed up in costumes, individual costume elements, paper masks or simple signs with the name of the character;
• The presenter prepares the equipment in a timely manner: a plate with eggs (foam), a chair, a bottle;
• I read the scene with special expressiveness and emotional intensity, the actors, in turn, pronounce catchphrases and play along according to the script. It’s better to read your roles from a piece of paper so that in the heat of excitement you don’t confuse the words;
• All participants are awarded small funny prizes.

Scenario of a funny fairy tale “Ryaba Hen” for adults for the New Year

In one village, by the river. Once upon a time there lived old people.

Grandma Martha, grandfather Vasily, they lived well and did not grieve.

Sometimes guests visited them. And one day they gave

The chicken is neither this nor that, the grandfather called it “Pockmarked”.

But Ryaba was young, she laid a pot of eggs.

The grandmother takes them in her hands and quickly calls the grandfather into the house.

He puts in a quarter of the moonshine. Village surge,

And he says in his grandfather’s ear:

Eggs give back their strength!

Grandfather Vasily became emboldened, flushed, and brave.

Well, think about it, I’m good without eggs.

Lo and behold, there are no snacks on the table, Grandfather is getting excited here,

She started talking about strength, but forgot about the snack.

Grandma pulled up her sock and ran to the cellar.

And all the while he repeats:

Eggs return strength.

Suddenly a bandit, a vigorous mother, came to take away the eggs!

Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!

Then the neighbor's Mouse came in and was known as a Twisty Tail.

She has only one thing on her mind:

Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!

He sees that there is only one grandfather in the house. Somewhere you can see there is no grandmother!

He thinks the grandfather is so-so...

Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!

One, or better yet three. And she started wagging her tail,

To seduce Grandpa Kolya.

Well, come to think of it... I wouldn’t be anywhere without eggs!

Either he will sit on his grandfather’s lap, or he will stroke his bald head,

He gently strokes your back...

Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!

Grandfather was led into temptation. He groans with pleasure!

Well, think about it, I’d be nowhere without eggs!

The mouse twirled its tail. There was a roar throughout the house.

She did something really bad, she broke Rowan's eggs

And she rushed around the hut!

Oh man, I wish I could do it better!

Grandfather runs here and there

Then Grandma Martha returned, At first she was surprised,

Where the hell are the eggs, they are on the floor.

As soon as he screams, he will wail.

Grandma: Eggs give back their strength!

Ved.: He sees a mouse in his hut.

Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!

Well, come to think of it, I’d be no good without eggs.

The grandmother grabbed the Mouse’s hair, and the grandfather shouted: “Oh, women, be quiet!”

And as best he can, he separates, Yes, the Mouse protects more!

Grandma uses her legs.

Eggs give back their strength!

The mouse hits the grandmother on the back.

Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy.

What a story Stop! Everyone freezes at once!

At this time, on the same day, the Wolf walked past on his way.

For what? I want to give you a hint here: I went to look for a Bride.

Hearing the sound of a struggle, He knocked on the door of the hut.

Oh, what passions are here, This seems to be my happiness.

He immediately saw the mouse, understood what was causing the scandal,

Slowly, little by little, Bab separated the fighting!

Oh, what passions there are here...

Grandma hobbles towards the chair...

Eggs give back their strength!

The grandfather hurries to his grandmother and at the same time says:

Well, just think, things are going well, I’d be nowhere without eggs!

The mouse shows itself! “Why do I need a grandfather! I'm all like that"

And he strokes the wolf on the back.

Oh, I wish I had a cooler guy!

Oh, what passions there are here, This seems to be my happiness!

Grandmother and grandfather made peace, Mouse and Wolf got married

And now everyone lives together, What else is needed in life.

And everyone began to live without worries Day after day, year after year!

Celebrating the holidays all together, What else is needed in life?

Funny fairy tale improvisation for the New Year for a corporate party with music

Another improvisational fairy tale with music will certainly brighten up the New Year’s corporate party with positive emotions, lively laughter and the natural enthusiasm of random actors. The characters in it are quite simple and familiar to everyone, so even amateurs can cope with their roles. We recommend not warning guests about an impromptu performance, so that the audience will be pleasantly surprised, and potential artists will not have time to come up with “excuses” for refusing to participate.

So, print out the script in advance, distribute roles to the participants, give them pieces of paper with text and gestures that need to be repeated at the right moment:

• New Year 2018 - Come on! (Shakes his head in surprise)
• Snow Maiden - Both-on! (Spreads his hands)
• Santa Claus - Why don't you drink? (Wobbles)
• Leshy - Um, good luck! (squats)
• Waitress - Where are the empty plates? (Looks around)
• Old ladies - Well, never mind (Clap their hands)
• Guests - Happy New Year! (Jumps up and actively waves his arms)

For the role of the Snow Maiden you need to choose a young woman sexy girl. New Year - boss or director. Santa Claus is the deputy director. Leshy is a respectable uncle. The waitress is the most arrogant in the team. Old ladies - 3 aunts. Guests - the remaining room.

On New Year's Eve

The people have a TRADITION to celebrate

The people care about the crisis and adversity

The happy ones shout loudly: Happy New Year!

But the New Year sits before us

It's like he was just born

Looks at people: at uncles and aunts

and wonders out loud….. Well, there you go!

And uncles and aunts dressed fashionably

To celebrate, they shout loudly: Happy New Year!

He rushed to congratulate (he sticks his nose everywhere)

Santa Claus, tired of morning performances

He speaks barely coherently... Why don’t you drink?

In response to New Year: Well, you give!

And what’s outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,

But everyone still shouts: Happy New Year!

Then the Snow Maiden stood up, highly moral,

although her appearance is far from sexy.

Apparently she won’t go home alone,

Having warmed up from the road, he repeats: Both-on!

And the grandfather is already sniffling……..: Why don’t you drink?

In response, New Year…….. Well, you give!

And people again, without hesitation and immediately

They shout louder and louder: Happy New Year!

And again the Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,

He savors it while admiring himself……. Both on!

Frost keeps groaning……..: Why don’t you drink?

New Year is coming... Well, you give it to me!

Two playful grannies, two Baba Yagas, as if they got off on the right foot

They coo over a drink without harming themselves,

And they are indignant out loud... ..... Well, nevermind!

The Snow Maiden is full of passion, full of desire,

He repeats seductively and languidly... Both on!

Frost is screaming...... : Why don't you drink?

And then the New Year……. Well, you give it!

Everything is going its way, going its own way,

And the guests again all shout: Happy New Year!

but the Waitress made her contribution brightly and briefly.

She threw arrows over the food,

Yaguski, forgetting about everything in his own mind,

They sit and are indignant...... Well, nevermind!

The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,

Laughs, whispering with delight..... Both-on!

And the grandfather is already screaming... Why don’t you drink?

Next comes the New Year......Well, come on!

And the guests felt freedom of thought

They chant together again: Happy New Year!

Here Leshy, almost crying with joy,

He gets up with the words... .... Well, good luck!

The waitress, taking a sip of the burners,

She asked......Where are the empty plates?

Grandmothers, having one more sausage

a couple of people are shouting...... Well, nevermind!

The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine

And again she exclaimed out loud...... Both-on!

And Santa Claus drinks, screaming at the top of his lungs...

Why don't you drink?

And drinks New Year...... Well, you give it to me!

And the glasses seem to be filled with honey

And they all drink to the bottom and shout: Happy New Year!

And Leshy, he’s been jumping around with a glass for a long time

Called with inspiration...... Well, good luck!

How to perform an improvisational fairy tale with music at an adult New Year's corporate party

In order to not only have fun at a collective celebration, but also honor the patron saint of 2018, we recommend holding a funny improvisation fairy tale for the New Year for a corporate party with music. To stage it, you will need 12 volunteers who want to plunge headlong into the world of acting, and 1 skilled presenter with a great sense of humor. It won't be amiss musical accompaniment: quiet winter melodies will only enhance the atmosphere and strengthen the fabulous effect. It is also worth taking care of masks for each participant in advance. Considering that acting characters- animals, it won’t be difficult to find them. Any toy shop or souvenir shop provides customers with a huge selection of similar products. Especially on the eve of the winter holidays.

Before the start of the performance, all participants are given their texts, printed on pieces of paper:

• Mouse - “You can’t fool around with me!”
• Dragon - “My words are law!”
• Goat - “Everything, of course, is in favor!”
• Dog - “Oh, there’s going to be a fight soon”
• Snake - “Oh, guys, of course it’s me!”
• Rooster - “Wow! I’m screaming at the top of my lungs!”
• Pig - “Just a little bit - and here I am again!”
• Horse - “The fight will be hot!”
• Tiger - “Let's no games!”
• Bull - “I’m warning you, I’m a muscleman!”
• Monkey - “I am, of course, without blemish”
• Rabbit - “I’m not an alcoholic!”
• The audience shouts in unison “Congratulations!”

A fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018
A fairy tale for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 A fairy tale with jokes for a corporate party for the New Year 2018 of the Dog The generally accepted and very erroneous opinion is that fairy tales should be