I strongly refuse to sympathize with People who seek to analyze everything. I am against the unnatural passion To decompose everything in the world into its component parts. If one person is busy with something, and the other, let’s say, is not busy with anything, To instruct the second on the path of virtue of this first and pulls; It's not worth guessing - it's a simple matter: Everyone knows that those who work while sitting receive more than those who work while standing. The paths of an impulsive personality are thorny; Where is the reserve of phlegmaticness more useful. Who has the opportunity to get a good job? Only the one who knows how not to worry. Who becomes a millionaire without a mask? Only the one who has a soul of putty. We are also taught in the form of songs and fables, That the fact of childbearing is in itself soul-saving, tall and beautiful; And if this is true without any embellishment, It means that an ordinary housefly is a million times more beautiful than me and you. Some people worked all their lives for money, And others inherited it from their uncle, But they all count ones and noughts With such a miserable look, as if they have spasms and colic. I have not yet mastered the methods of lying - neither strategic nor tactical, and that is why I will never reach the heights of social and political. I think: if women cannot live without it, so be it, let them throw off five pounds, But just let them not lose weight enough that we risk cutting ourselves on them if we want to hug them. Even if you are at least seven inches in your forehead and your path is washed with good intentions, you will not achieve even a minimum of convenience if you are not sure of your infallibility. People who have a sense of humor sometimes show an enviable determination, But, alas, they cannot make up their minds believe in your own infallibility. How easy it is to be an altruist in extraordinary circumstances that we never find ourselves in, and how difficult it is to do everyday, petty good - For example, how nice it is to show heroism, giving up your place in a lifeboat to a young pretty mother with a baby - and how unpleasant to give up your place some dumbass in a subway car! The more shameless and mediocre the politician, The more loud, dumb and vulgar, The more absurd he argues with his rivals, The more unanimously he is elected. I fall into a state of violent anger, When the neighbors gather guests, I don’t know why the Creator created us - this is the most mysterious of his undertakings, - But certainly not for us to listen to how our neighbors receive guests. So, I will allow myself to say at the end of this sad story: For happiness you need either a clear conscience, or a clear absence of conscience. Ogden Nash http://chernyj.ru/ogden-nesh-stihi-Nash-1.html

I can not open the paid book by Nicky Ruff "Cinderella for 30"

An ode to the educational standard All my paths pass, perhaps, far away from school desks. But, like everyone else in the country, I am worried about our educational standard. Citizens, I want to ask - how long? Come on, explain to me - why do we teach children all kinds of enchanting garbage at school? Uncover your school certificate: we are driving the children nonsense and boredom! Where is the science that will help you survive? Where are the items that will be saved in everyday life? I am already a year old and will soon be over the euro exchange rate at the stall. But the Pythagorean theorem has not come in handy to me yet! I remember making a shelf on the balcony, I started to work with my head. Calculated by the formula. What's the point? It turned out - the balcony itself is crooked. Everything that I crammed has passed by. Only after graduating from school, I suddenly realized: how inapplicable they are - knowledge of natural sciences! You take the square trinomials and hand over your diploma papers, and your knowledge of the Universe, as before, is virgin. How to invite a girl to dance? How to tell the cop that he is wrong? How to send correctly Dagestanis demanding a fine for parking? How to send money with a conductor? How to check that a taxi driver is a maniac? How to thank a doctor in a hospital? What to carry - an envelope or brandy? Do I need to throw out canned food if the deadline is February, and he is now? How to determine that a car service stupidly cheats us for loot? If the former father-in-law of his brother takes away the dacha through the court - how much money do the judges need now? And through whom do they carry it there? These are the items we need! Here's a sample list of disciplines! And without them today a schoolboy is a sucker, not a successful citizen. So, sorry, no laughing matter, this is a real disaster. Physics, language, Tolstoy and Chekhov - very good, but in the wrong direction. In general, it is time to fundamentally reform everything that the school offers! We need: chewing gum, cola, calculator, Bible, physical training, plus - we need snowboarding lessons (in our time, there is nothing without it), and - patriotic pride: pride in the country and the flag. Here, taking a fresh look at the topic, I will voice the basic secret: there is no need to teach history - it is harmful for patriotism. There are such black pages and in such chthonic shit, there is not something to be proud of the Motherland - you want to be born on the Moon. Everyone who can master the story is a patriot, sorry, no one. This is me, and not about Russia - this is a global principle. We are nothing against the general background, only with PR we were not lucky. We will drive a couple of tanks to the Czech Republic - and in life, the world's evil. I do not argue, well, of course, there was a lot of unpleasant things with us. But no soap was made from the Germans. And almost no gas was used. And in Hiroshima, even nearby, even outside the outskirts into a ravine, they did not throw a nuclear charge: I want to, but - phew, you can't do it. To prepare a patriot, we must force each class to study the history of something that is happening somewhere else. And, of course, the bulk of all patriotic ideas are achievements in football. And a little more hockey. Why is it that children in our schools are not taught such a subject as a lesson in hockey and football with the main dates of victories? Well this is an all-encompassing force, which is much better than the leaders, who carried citizens onto the boulevards with shouts of "Russia is ahead !!!" And of course there are a lot of problems (it has become a tradition for a long time) with the fact that there is not enough God in schools - more of everything is Pascal and Pythagoras. And to correct school defects is very difficult to demand from those who descended from a monkey, and do not know what sin is. Let them cram until the graduation class, who is Christ and who is Allah. The main school uniform will be a cassock, and the bell will ring in the bells. Finally, in order to strengthen the knowledge from schools in the children's brain, I would introduce rods in Russian schools. But first he introduced them to the State Duma. Leonid Kaganov

But other opens secret ... (A. Akhmatova) Who says we are going to die? - Leave these Judgments to yourself - They are false: We have been living for many centuries In this world And we will have to live for many centuries. We did not come from emptiness, And in years we are not destined to leave in emptiness. We are a part of Nature, We are a part of the Universe, a part of the world - Specifically, everyone! We were already breathing billions of years ago, I don’t know - what, I don’t know - how, But it was the case. The Universe arose, We did not interfere with it, We did, who, what could In other limits. And billions of years will pass - In the crown of the Sun The tired Earth will burn In its grandeur, We will not burn! We will return to another life, We will return to ourselves In a different guise! I tell you: man does not disappear! I tell you: man is invested in immortality! But we do not yet know the evidence, And we cannot yet confirm immortality. But In some years we will forget weights We will throw off our memory And remember boldly: Why did we end up here - In the sublunary world? Why is immortality given to us? And what to do with it? All that we will do in an hour, In a week or even a year, All this is not far from us In its own world lives. The books that I will publish After some time, the years are already scattering around the cities In a world that does not exist. Unknown worlds entangled us Countless many floors, In one - we are going to Mars, In the other - we have already flown. Awards, praise and more ranks are waiting for us, lining up in a row, And with them - our slaps in the face In neighboring worlds are burning. We think: life in hundreds of years This is God He knows: where? And this is nearby - the invisible light of Those years is scattered everywhere. Try to pierce the Moon with your finger! It will not work - the hand is short, It is even more difficult to touch the country, Abandoned for centuries. But this is how it works: every moment From the streets, offices and apartments We move the whole world into the real neighboring world. Wandering through space together with the Earth With fresh and old ideas, We are new time - behind a layer layer - We rent from the world, and we are not in a hurry to live on loan, We do not speed up the year, We know by distant memory that we have come to life forever. we are infinity, and Eternity is in reserve with us. And as on an excursion - only forward, Encrypting and the same days, the Universe leads us by the hand Along the corridor of time. Turn on the light in the past and the future! And you will see with a new vision how a city that does not yet exist, already appears in time in a future tense, where only clouds of our hopes and our dreams float almost without color and outlines. blue pulp life smiled at the warmth and light, turning on the lights, you will meet a hedgerow that is no longer there. Do not worry, you are not crazy now, seeing this, everything is preserved in space, and the degree remains calm until time. But everything comes to life before the deadline, suddenly, when the eccentrics in a good mood, turn on sound in the past and future, turn on the light in the future and the past. And life, as if circles on water, knits links for millennia, and there are no dead people anywhere, there are only those who have fallen asleep for a moment. Rest - this is only temporary silt. People are eternal! On each page, look into their faces - in the past and in the future - the same faces. Nature has no other people, and the same people walk around the past and future squares, grinding stones with an elastic step. Turn on the light in the past and the future, and you will be convinced of doubts. instead of what is in the future - where you are not yet, a place has already been prepared for you. https://www.stihi.ru/avtor/literlik&;book=1#1

Don't be born beautiful, but be born happy, says the Russian proverb. Who could have guessed that the orphan Nastya would find her happiness with the famous Petersburg womanizer, circus artist, power acrobat and rider Charles Toulier, make him believe in a miracle, in love, and at the same time save the Russian relic from scoundrels. Pixabay under the CC0 license.

Continuation of the story of Sigurd, who won the title of the Great, and Signy, his wife. Black clouds are gathering over the country and over their own heads. How many streams of blood, fire, lies and unexpected murderous truth, how much grief, violence, destruction will fall on their heads, will they be able to withstand or surrender and die in the fire of deception, envy, epidemics and wars? Who will come out alive, who will remain with them and not betray? And where will the fate of those who survive the trials lead?

The fame of England's most handsome, richest and most cynical of aristocrats followed closely behind Jared Marcus Benton, Duke of Bradford. He could wish for any woman, but for some reason he chose the young and inexperienced Caroline Richmond, who came from the colonies of the New World in the hope of uncovering the terrible secret of her father. However, the immaculate Caroline is proud and does not at all intend to betray her true feelings for the duke ...

It was not in vain that Alasder Kinster bore the nickname Lucifer - the cunning with which this incorrigible rake and bachelor managed to avoid the bonds of Hymen, seemed truly diabolical. However, everything comes to an end, so Alasder, tired of the family's persistent attempts to marry him, decided to flee to the province ... where he immediately met the most beautiful girl he had ever seen - Phyllida Tellent. But how to seduce this living miracle? Phyllida is smart and independent, knows the value of masculine sweet words very well and is not at all going to fall into the arms of the capital's "lion". And the more desperately Alasder tries to lure her into the net, the more he falls in love ...

Can a girl, descended from the family of famous courtesans, hope for a respectable marriage? No - and young Leah Keane cade, the illegitimate daughter of one of the English princes, is well aware of this. The only thing she can count on is a long-term relationship with a noble and wealthy patron. Leah's childhood friend Jack Easton, the Marquis of Landale, would be an ideal candidate for this role. But this noble young man does not even want to think about making his beloved girl his kept woman. And then Leah decides to seduce Jack, fanning the passion he is holding back and not even suspecting what kind of fire he is playing with ...

From the snowy spurs of the Scottish mountains to the splendor and splendor of the Stuart royal court. From the quiet comfort of British estates to the sophisticated intrigues of the Sultan's Constantinople. What bizarre twists of fate and what dangerous adventures await the beautiful green-eyed Scottish girl Katriona Leslie around the next corner? And to which of the men, ready to do anything to possess her, will she give her heart? A courageous noble highlander - or an elegant court aristocrat? An intelligent, sophisticated Turkish pasha - or a charming but vicious king? Previously, the book was published in Russian translation under the title “Wild and Beautiful Love”.

The novel takes place in Arabia at the end of the 16th century - the era of the reign of Sultan Akbar, known for his cosmopolitanism and a large number of wives. The novel tells about how hard it is for an oriental woman to live in the world of men, even as brave, beautiful and proud as the daughter of the Great Mogul Pearl of India. How difficult it is for her to defend her love and freedom of choice where everything belongs to a man, and a woman's lot is only to endure and obey.

Someone is sure: "Like, I know love!" This is not true, love does not know the one whom love itself does not know. She is known only to those who are ready to sacrifice their lives and their destiny for her without reservations and conditions. Others say that there is no happiness in love. They all lie! Love is simply not familiar to them. He who has experienced love will remain silent. Love cannot be described in words. Ratibor and Oda will not tell you about their love themselves. Many love stories are known. This sagas told us.

Historical romance novels are an excellent choice for those readers who want to feel like a part of a historical film, to plunge into the atmosphere of ancient times. If a woman wants to visit a tournament and watch the battle of knights, travel back to the Middle Ages and feel the unique atmosphere, visit the Wild West and become a participant in a crazy horse chase with cowboys, then she should choose not modern romance novels, but historical ones.

In the life of many lovers of quality literature, the moment comes when you want something new and interesting. If a girl has always preferred only romance intertwined with fantasy, then she will surely like women's novels of a historical plan, because they undergo radical changes in the plot, but at the same time the basic theme remains unchanged - these are the love relationships of the main characters. It is curious to note that often in the center of the books of this genre is precisely forbidden love, which beckons the main characters to succumb to it. The reader will be interested in watching all the accompanying moments and events.

Who are historical romance novels about? About dukes, about Vikings, about highlanders, about Scots, knights and other heroes, whose life, in one way or another, is connected with love. Often, the readers themselves are free to choose those characters that arouse their greatest interest. On some specialized sites, you can pick up a book not only by title and author, but also by subject. After reviewing the ratings of creations, a person begins to get acquainted with that love-historical novel that intrigued the most.

Oddly enough, but not only foreign novelties of this genre appear on the literary market, but also Russian ones. The most popular options are sold in thousands of copies and become the pride of domestic fans. Quite a few collections of stories are presented today, which contain short novels with a historical focus. Such creations are very easy to read and allow you not to die of boredom while traveling in a car, subway, train, or even standing in a traffic jam. Fans of modern technology have long appreciated the opportunity to download love books for free in epub, fb2, rtf formats, which can be opened on devices operating on Android and iOS. Moreover, in addition to the ability to download a love story novel, you can also read any creation online without registering and sending paid SMS.

I strongly refuse to sympathize with People who seek to analyze everything. I am against the unnatural passion To decompose everything in the world into its component parts. If one person is busy with something, and the other, let’s say, is not busy with anything, To instruct the second on the path of virtue of this first and pulls; It's not worth guessing - it's a simple matter: Everyone knows that those who work while sitting receive more than those who work while standing. The paths of an impulsive personality are thorny; Where is the reserve of phlegmaticness more useful. Who has the opportunity to get a good job? Only the one who knows how not to worry. Who becomes a millionaire without a mask? Only the one who has a soul of putty. We are also taught in the form of songs and fables, That the fact of childbearing is in itself soul-saving, tall and beautiful; And if this is true without any embellishment, It means that an ordinary housefly is a million times more beautiful than me and you. Some people worked all their lives for money, And others inherited it from their uncle, But they all count ones and noughts With such a miserable look, as if they have spasms and colic. I have not yet mastered the methods of lying - neither strategic nor tactical, and that is why I will never reach the heights of social and political. I think: if women cannot live without it, so be it, let them throw off five pounds, But just let them not lose weight enough that we risk cutting ourselves on them if we want to hug them. Even if you are at least seven inches in your forehead and your path is washed with good intentions, you will not achieve even a minimum of convenience if you are not sure of your infallibility. People who have a sense of humor sometimes show an enviable determination, But, alas, they cannot make up their minds believe in your own infallibility. How easy it is to be an altruist in extraordinary circumstances that we never find ourselves in, and how difficult it is to do everyday, petty good - For example, how nice it is to show heroism, giving up your place in a lifeboat to a young pretty mother with a baby - and how unpleasant to give up your place some dumbass in a subway car! The more shameless and mediocre the politician, The more loud, dumb and vulgar, The more absurd he argues with his rivals, The more unanimously he is elected. I fall into a state of violent anger, When the neighbors gather guests, I don’t know why the Creator created us - this is the most mysterious of his undertakings, - But certainly not for us to listen to how our neighbors receive guests. So, I will allow myself to say at the end of this sad story: For happiness you need either a clear conscience, or a clear absence of conscience. Ogden Nash http://chernyj.ru/ogden-nesh-stihi-Nash-1.html

I can not open the paid book by Nicky Ruff "Cinderella for 30"

An ode to the educational standard All my paths pass, perhaps, far away from school desks. But, like everyone else in the country, I am worried about our educational standard. Citizens, I want to ask - how long? Come on, explain to me - why do we teach children all kinds of enchanting garbage at school? Uncover your school certificate: we are driving the children nonsense and boredom! Where is the science that will help you survive? Where are the items that will be saved in everyday life? I am already a year old and will soon be over the euro exchange rate at the stall. But the Pythagorean theorem has not come in handy to me yet! I remember making a shelf on the balcony, I started to work with my head. Calculated by the formula. What's the point? It turned out - the balcony itself is crooked. Everything that I crammed has passed by. Only after graduating from school, I suddenly realized: how inapplicable they are - knowledge of natural sciences! You take the square trinomials and hand over your diploma papers, and your knowledge of the Universe, as before, is virgin. How to invite a girl to dance? How to tell the cop that he is wrong? How to send correctly Dagestanis demanding a fine for parking? How to send money with a conductor? How to check that a taxi driver is a maniac? How to thank a doctor in a hospital? What to carry - an envelope or brandy? Do I need to throw out canned food if the deadline is February, and he is now? How to determine that a car service stupidly cheats us for loot? If the former father-in-law of his brother takes away the dacha through the court - how much money do the judges need now? And through whom do they carry it there? These are the items we need! Here's a sample list of disciplines! And without them today a schoolboy is a sucker, not a successful citizen. So, sorry, no laughing matter, this is a real disaster. Physics, language, Tolstoy and Chekhov - very good, but in the wrong direction. In general, it is time to fundamentally reform everything that the school offers! We need: chewing gum, cola, calculator, Bible, physical training, plus - we need snowboarding lessons (in our time, there is nothing without it), and - patriotic pride: pride in the country and the flag. Here, taking a fresh look at the topic, I will voice the basic secret: there is no need to teach history - it is harmful for patriotism. There are such black pages and in such chthonic shit, there is not something to be proud of the Motherland - you want to be born on the Moon. Everyone who can master the story is a patriot, sorry, no one. This is me, and not about Russia - this is a global principle. We are nothing against the general background, only with PR we were not lucky. We will drive a couple of tanks to the Czech Republic - and in life, the world's evil. I do not argue, well, of course, there was a lot of unpleasant things with us. But no soap was made from the Germans. And almost no gas was used. And in Hiroshima, even nearby, even outside the outskirts into a ravine, they did not throw a nuclear charge: I want to, but - phew, you can't do it. To prepare a patriot, we must force each class to study the history of something that is happening somewhere else. And, of course, the bulk of all patriotic ideas are achievements in football. And a little more hockey. Why is it that children in our schools are not taught such a subject as a lesson in hockey and football with the main dates of victories? Well this is an all-encompassing force, which is much better than the leaders, who carried citizens onto the boulevards with shouts of "Russia is ahead !!!" And of course there are a lot of problems (it has become a tradition for a long time) with the fact that there is not enough God in schools - more of everything is Pascal and Pythagoras. And to correct school defects is very difficult to demand from those who descended from a monkey, and do not know what sin is. Let them cram until the graduation class, who is Christ and who is Allah. The main school uniform will be a cassock, and the bell will ring in the bells. Finally, in order to strengthen the knowledge from schools in the children's brain, I would introduce rods in Russian schools. But first he introduced them to the State Duma. Leonid Kaganov

But other opens secret ... (A. Akhmatova) Who says we are going to die? - Leave these Judgments to yourself - They are false: We have been living for many centuries In this world And we will have to live for many centuries. We did not come from emptiness, And in years we are not destined to leave in emptiness. We are a part of Nature, We are a part of the Universe, a part of the world - Specifically, everyone! We were already breathing billions of years ago, I don’t know - what, I don’t know - how, But it was the case. The Universe arose, We did not interfere with it, We did, who, what could In other limits. And billions of years will pass - In the crown of the Sun The tired Earth will burn In its grandeur, We will not burn! We will return to another life, We will return to ourselves In a different guise! I tell you: man does not disappear! I tell you: man is invested in immortality! But we do not yet know the evidence, And we cannot yet confirm immortality. But In some years we will forget weights We will throw off our memory And remember boldly: Why did we end up here - In the sublunary world? Why is immortality given to us? And what to do with it? All that we will do in an hour, In a week or even a year, All this is not far from us In its own world lives. The books that I will publish After some time, the years are already scattering around the cities In a world that does not exist. Unknown worlds entangled us Countless many floors, In one - we are going to Mars, In the other - we have already flown. Awards, praise and more ranks are waiting for us, lining up in a row, And with them - our slaps in the face In neighboring worlds are burning. We think: life in hundreds of years This is God He knows: where? And this is nearby - the invisible light of Those years is scattered everywhere. Try to pierce the Moon with your finger! It will not work - the hand is short, It is even more difficult to touch the country, Abandoned for centuries. But this is how it works: every moment From the streets, offices and apartments We move the whole world into the real neighboring world. Wandering through space together with the Earth With fresh and old ideas, We are new time - behind a layer layer - We rent from the world, and we are not in a hurry to live on loan, We do not speed up the year, We know by distant memory that we have come to life forever. we are infinity, and Eternity is in reserve with us. And as on an excursion - only forward, Encrypting and the same days, the Universe leads us by the hand Along the corridor of time. Turn on the light in the past and the future! And you will see with a new vision how a city that does not yet exist, already appears in time in a future tense, where only clouds of our hopes and our dreams float almost without color and outlines. blue pulp life smiled at the warmth and light, turning on the lights, you will meet a hedgerow that is no longer there. Do not worry, you are not crazy now, seeing this, everything is preserved in space, and the degree remains calm until time. But everything comes to life before the deadline, suddenly, when the eccentrics in a good mood, turn on sound in the past and future, turn on the light in the future and the past. And life, as if circles on water, knits links for millennia, and there are no dead people anywhere, there are only those who have fallen asleep for a moment. Rest - this is only temporary silt. People are eternal! On each page, look into their faces - in the past and in the future - the same faces. Nature has no other people, and the same people walk around the past and future squares, grinding stones with an elastic step. Turn on the light in the past and the future, and you will be convinced of doubts. instead of what is in the future - where you are not yet, a place has already been prepared for you. https://www.stihi.ru/avtor/literlik&;book=1#1